3.1415926 is a nice round number...

I'm looking for new techniques for waste disposal. You got any tips?

I was looking for anagrams for the the word nuclear,
But exactly what i found was unclear.

What do you call the one white man on a bus full of blacks? Coach.

I wish they had confused.com when I was a teenager.

Has anyone else started burying any joke with the words 'Gary Coleman' in without even bothering to read them now?

If you can only go left or right, and you know that left isn't right, then by a process of elimination, right must be right because it's the only way left.

I spent a week and a half staring at a black vinyl disc.
I think that's a record!

I gave up my job making stationary equipment, the work wasn't going anywhere.

To reach Millions of people, businesses should advertise on the "Latency Too High" page.

To me, good exercise is soaking in a tub, pulling the plug, and fighting the current !

Sophie's best bits? I've been staring at them for 93 days.

Going out on a date with a girl who is on her period is like going to Alton Towers and queueing up for a ride that you know is broken

If I got a shilling for every time someone told me to eat with my mouth closed, I'd have a large amount of outdated money.

Lets play the 'who can upload 'mock the week' jokes fastest' game.

I hope none of my friends die now, cause it would ruin sickipedia for me.

Funnily enough, any hope of having a satirical joke voted up on Sickipedia gets dashed at around 1am.

Winnebago, making family sized cars to fit American's for over 50yrs.

Bread, who kneads it?

Hundred of years ago, before guns, did they use a bow and arrow to start a race?

BBC iPlayer, Because hacking someone's wireless connection is cheaper then a Television Licence.

Nothing says 'Obey Me' like a severed head on a fencepost.

Me and my wife are inseperable. Sometimes it takes three or four people to pull us apart.

I'm not arrogant, I'm better than that.

Things are more like they are now than they ever have been before...