You know you spend too much time on the computer when your finger nails fit the groove of your keys
February 14th,Valentines day.
Angry birds makes its debut on Facebook.
Bit of a coincidence.
You'd think that by now, with all the recent advances in technology, someone would have come up with some
really good fake Loch Ness Monster evidence.
My new gadget arrived this morning.
"What is it Dad?" my son asked as I opened the three foot by three foot box, "A laptop or an desktop?".
"No son, it's just my free upgrade to the new Nokia" I replied.
I got a horse racing App for my phone.
You've got to train the horse Android it.
new car, 32-inch television, Iphone and Ipad - will make great presents for Christmas next year. cheers Susanna Reid
I've spent a fortune on iTunes.
Every time I plug my iPod into my laptop I get that synching feeling.
I lost my new phone last night after a heavy drinking session,its so hard to find as it is the world's smallest model,all im left with is a pounding headache and this constant ringing in my ears.
My kids always say that I'm out of date with technology, so I popped down to Carphone Warehouse.....
I wish I hadn't bothered, they didn't have a single car phone in stock.
Gave my slow pc a reboot this morning.
I kicked it twice this time round.
My PC displays a range of irritating warning messages, but this one about cookies really takes the biscuit.
I never go on websites like chat roulette or omegle
With my clothes on.
I'm so chuffed after buying my first ever smartphone the other day. Don't remember changing my service provider to "Connect your charger" though.
Apple inc really is getting into everything these days, theres the iPhone's, iPad's, iPod's etc... now they are going to launch their own iED's...
Apple is a technology company, built on user experience and on harnessing the Internet.
If you are wondering what the joke is, try ordering an Ipad 2 on-line...
Some idiot knocked over my recycle bin today.
Now there's icons all over my desktop.
I just bought the the wife a new ipad. She said "Isn't modern technology great nowadays, I can't wait to use this I'm due on next week"
Say what you like about the iPhone, even without Jobs it still works,
Diablo 3 is the hardest game I've ever played.
I can't even make it past the log in screen.
apparently Facebook shares are really expensive
i felt like a cheapskate just liking photos now
After months of killing myself in the gym I emailed a photo of my new body to my girlfriend's iPhone. She replied stating she was unable to view it.
Turns out the definition wasn't high enough.
With Windows 7, you can have 2 windows open at the same time!
Well done, Microsoft. Apple only invented that 10 years ago.
I've been working at iPhone support for years now.
Off and on.
Got an iPhone? Turn it into a virtual Blackberry by enabling airplane mode.
None of my asian friends like the new Iphone.
I keep trying to tell them it's got more than one great new feature,but they just think its siri.......