Library Joke

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on the Libyan Air Force.
And the Librarian says: " Over there, Sir, In the Tanks section"

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A man walks into a library.
Not in our town he doesn't.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on inverted nipples.
The librarian says; 'Follow me, and I'll pick one out for you.'

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I was in a Library in Dublin the other day and I asked the Librarian if they had internet access and she replied "Who wrote it?"

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My work as a bookkeeper is becoming more difficult.
Every library in the area has a photo of me.

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A man goes into the library and asks if they have any books on gullibility.
The librarian says sure but there's a fifty quid deposit on them.

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Went to the library and asked the librarian "Excuse me, do you have any books on alternative child birth techniques?"
"Have you tried the C-Section?" she replied.

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A man was arrested for breaking into a library.
They threw the book at him.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Hitler.
'It's on the far right' the librarian replies.
'Thank you, I'd also like a book on Marxist theory'
'Furthest left sir'
'and Nick Clegg?'
'Sorry sir, I don't know where that one is'

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I man goes into a Korean library and asks for a book on Dogs
The Librarian replies: "It's over there, in the cookery section".

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Man goes into library & asks if they have any books on numbers. The librarian says, "One or two"

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I just went to the library in my Town and asked for a book on library jokes...
Suprisingly they have all been borrowed.

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A man walked into a library and asked for 33 books on Mine Rescue.
The librarian asked him, "Are you sure you want them all out?".

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David Cameron walks into a libary and askes for a book on irony, the librarian says: 'sorry, we are not a libary we are a barbershop now, because you closed all the libaries'.

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Man asks Librarian for a book on OCD.
Librarian says '' Gimme a minute and fifty two seconds''

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A girl came into the library and asked for the new 'Twilight' book,
I nearly threw a good book at her, but I didn't want to catch'er in the eye.

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A man asks a librarian for a book on patience.
The librarian says,''It's not in yet.''
So the man says,''I'll wait.''

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I have a dream.
A dream that one day, man may once again be able to enter the library without fear of rejection.

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A librarian walks into a library and says "Excuse me, do you have a book on role reversal?"

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Man walks into a library and says "Hi im looking for a book on how to stop people interu..."
Librarian "Its over there"

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Liverpool FC
'You want the History section' replies the Librarian.

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A man walks into a library and asks if they have a book on Mafia hit men.
The librarian says, "We do. Would you like to take it out?"

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A man walks into a library,
which is a quite an achievement considering the government closures.

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A man goes into a Library and asks for something new.
The clerk points him towards the novel section.

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I walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide.
The librarian told me, "Unfortunately, these books have become subject to censorship and are now banned by law."