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Google Plus recently announced a new service called Google games. In a press statement they announced 3 other new products called Square, Triangle and R2.

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Facebook's just a waste of paper

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Recently, a lot of fat birds have been sending me friend requests on Facebook.
I guess it's high time that I removed that cake from my profile picture.

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Facebook Places.
Taking the risk out of burglary.

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So that NSPCC 'Change your picture to a beloved cartoon character' was a scam by a paedophile designed to make them easier to accept.
But to be honest, anyone who accepts a total stranger solely because their picture is Mickey Mouse deserves to get abducted, abused and killed.

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So Voldermort took over the wizard world, turned half of the population into his followers,
Can u imagine if he had a twitter account!

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I was chatting with a girl on Facebook this morning.
"4,831 Friends? Cool." I said.
"Yeah, I'm going to make a new profile as soon as I reach 5,000."
"Hmmmm.."
"What do you got?", she asked.
"Not much", I replied. "Just a life."

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Timeline from facebook:
we thought you might like your wall cut in half.

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I see #Primaryschoolmemories is trending on twitter. Personally I used to love kissing the girls behind the bike sheds, until I left.
I miss my janitor Job

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Twitter-The best thing to happen to stalkers since binoculars!

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Is it me, or would i have never met any of my friends if it wasn't for facebook?

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I've been inboxing my number to everyone on Facebook but I think I got the wrong idea.
Angry parents have been ringing me all day going mental.

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I've been kicked off Facebook because of a "misunderstanding" of the purpose of the group "Feed children with just a click"

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I know what will stop these riots...
A facebook group

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My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Facebook.
That's one less person on my friends list.

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I've been getting really paranoid lately. Its got so bad, I've even closed my Twitter account because a policeman's been following me.

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I broke into Mark Zuckerberg's mansion last night.
It was pretty easy. He told everybody on Facebook he was going on holiday.

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A girl I know posted on Facebook, "Anyone know someone who has Ann Summers parties?"
I replied, "Lots of people have parties in the summer. Your grammar is terrible, by the way."

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Definition of: "Hey Hun, are these recent pics"? On Facebook.
Basically means: "Do you still look like that or have you got fatter and uglier"?

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"When did all these drama filled reality TV shows about food, weather, kids, and relationships start using closed captioning for the hearing impaired?" I thought to myself.
Then I realised I was on Facebook.

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Just heard the news about the woman who shook their child to death after being interrupted whilst playing FarmVille...
At least they made themselves some nice fertiliser for their crops...

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I was on the way home from work the other day, when I got talking to some girl at the bus stop.
We got off at the same stop, so I asked If she wanted to come in and stay the night.
After a whole night of pleasure I decided to add her on Facebook.
But when I went to log into Facebook I saw that you had to be over 13 to create an account...

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Apparently putting 'Fap Fap Fap!!' as a comment on friends pictures of their children ISN'T cool.

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I lost my dog so I sent a tweet on Twitter to try and find him
#hereboy

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Drunk facebooking is like a fat chick, we know we shouldn't do it but when its put there in front of you it's a different story and either way you wake up the next morning thinking oh god what have I done