Statistics Joke

I asked 100 people in the streets of London what one thing annoys them most.
85% said "Pointless surveys."

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100% of divorces are caused by marriage.

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I'm right 97% of the time, so who cares about the other 4%?

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From Last.fm:
My Chemical Romance at Seattle, United States.
"1 person attended."
You just have to laugh at that.

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Statically 9 out of 10 people enjoy stealing the first part of other peoples jokes.

Statistics Joke

Recent research suggest between 0% and 100% of statistics are useless due to inadequate research

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I rate myself 7:3 on my understanding of statistics.

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Over estimating works 99% of the time.

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Recent studies have proven that children under the age of 16 are most likely to be the victims of child molestation

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1/3 people slip maths into everyday conversation.

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Statistically 1/3 of people don't agree with the other 2/3.

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A recent study has shown that 100% of people in favour of birth control...
Have already been born.

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Statistically speaking there are no women on the internet.
If you're a man then you're a man,
If you're a woman then you,re a man,
and if you are a child you are the FBI.

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Statistically, 2 out of 3 people wonder where the 3rd person is.

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So the Olympics are over and now it's time for a bunch of spastics to run around trying to entertain live on TV every night...
Yep, Big Brother is back.

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If you laid all the politicians head to foot around the world, most would drown, some would get run over and a few woiuld get eaten by lions. Makes you think, doesn't it.

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Statistically, 1 in 3 burglars...
is an eBay PowerSeller.

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Actually, i`m well aware of that statistic.
Trouble is, my wife would be 1 of the 9..

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Recent surveys show that 0% of the population lie when doing a survey.

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Aaron Ramsey, now that's what I call a Deadly Strike.

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If you give a chimpanzee a computer it could type at random and eventually produce one of Shakespeare's plays.
If you give a black man a computer he would sell it for drugs.

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Research has shown Agatha Christie was the first Brit to surf standing up. It also shows we've run out of things to research.

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They say one in five friends are alzheimer suffering murderers.
I don't know which one of my friends it is though, they've all gone missing recently.

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Statistically 2 in 1 people prefer Spit-Roasts.

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I was one of the 500,000 people at Woodstock back in '69
Lucky I went too, otherwise there would only have been 499,999.