I read an article about using your brain.
It got me thinking.

My wife says I'm too picky, she's always calling me "President of the Pedantic Society"
I hate it, she knows full well that I'm vice president.

I've just bought a cardboard TV.
Its all paper view.

My boss: "How are you today?"
Me: "Fine thanks, how are you?"
My boss: "You know it's so lovely to be asked how I'm doing, everyone just seems to be getting on with their own thing without really paying much attention to anyone else. I have no idea why I get asked so infrequently"
Me: "Maybe it's because your answers aren't concise enough"
My boss: "Oh"

Whats Facebook and Sickipedia got in common?
They Both have dedication pages to dead people.