What's big, red and white?
English land-fill.
Orange News: Man killed in street attacked by masked men.
Attacking a dead man, that's terrible.
I was doing a crossword earlier...
7 ACROSS - 'Not very manageable'
CH_L_ENGING
It wasn't difficult.
My mates and I got carried away in a club the other night.
When we refused to leave, the doormen gave us a good hiding and called us an ambulance.
I told a policeman he had a screw loose.
It was off the cuff.
