I was unable to get on and submit for 5 hours today, due to the crash.
My wife was declared dead a short while ago, but at least the car's drivable.

I got a new job at a Chinese restaurant. It's dog eat dog!

Every time i had a beer today i got the hiccups. I just kept looking at my misses so they'd go away.

I wonder if the people getting these Derrick Bird Jokes by text, then putting them straight on Sickipedia, will eventually realise that the person who sent the text got the joke from here in the first place.

Revision - Everytime I do it it feels like I seen it all before.