Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

A lot of people don't like JD Sports.
I find I'm much better at darts after a couple of whiskies

Wordplay Joke

I took a trip to see the South Downs earlier.
They're just as funny as the northern spastics.

People Joke

'Are you aware of the phrase delusions of grandeur?'
'Yes, since I made it up.'

Joke Joke

The wife and I have just had a baby, I heard her talking to her friend today in the Lounge.
She said,"Last night, he got up at 12am as he wanted some food and then he was up again at 2am because he had wet himself. Next thing you know at 4am he is up crying his eyes out! I must have got 30 minutes sleep and through all that, the baby didn't get up once."

Wordplay Joke

A fire near where I live took fifty Firemen to put out.
Might have been quicker to use Water.