Deliverance is the any good joke a key to.
What do you call a travelling potato?
Chipsy
My mate gives me the horn.
He works next to me on the production line in a car plant.
I took a girl to a bar on our first date last night.
I asked her what she wanted to drink.
She said, "Champagne, I guess."
"Guess again!" I said.
Apparently, 3.5 out of 7 people overcomplicate things.