Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

I've just discovered that my sperm is electrically charged.
It came as a bit of a shock.

One Liners Joke

Get celebrity sportsmen into trouble by betting on them in an 'irregular pattern'.

Wordplay Joke

For years now I've been pressuring young girls to join convents...
Force of habit I guess.

Stupid Joke

The wife's really mad with me because I've built a bridge in the front garden
She'll get over it

Stupid Joke

I was just about to buy a new roll of black-bin bags, then thought, what's the point?
All I seem to do is throw them away.