Taught an American about small currency exchange rates.
Took a while but the penny dropped eventually.
Dead bodies at crime scenes
That's where I draw the line
When I was a young child I was randomly kidnapped and it has scarred me for life.
So I have decided that I am going to build a Time machine, Travel back in time and hide the younger version of myself away from ever being kidnapped.
My geeky friends won't stop talking about comic books and superheroes. I didn't mind so much until I went to see one of them at home. He showed me his entire comic collection, which had to be in the thousands...
This guy has issues...
I wonder if camels ever look down at their toes and think "oh my god that looks like a......??"