Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

I just bought a Hawaiian shirt.
It is covered in pictures of ham and pineapples

One Liners Joke

Does anyone else wonder why when database latency is too high each time you refresh there is more people looking at the page?

Wordplay Joke

I saw the missus was on Top of The Pops the other night.
I knew she was a slag, but I expected more of the old man.

Shopping Joke

I went into my local music shop and asked for something that goes 'ping'.
'Ping?' The owner asked.
'You'll do!'

Wordplay Joke

I've just been to the ventriloquist shop to buy stuff.
"I got all the gear"