I took my dog out for a walk last week.
I decided to give him a race... he took the lead... and I haven't seen him since!

I went out this weekend and bought a new Jack Russell puppy for the family. It's black & brown with a small white area...so I called it Birmingham...

I went to the zoo recently. I think it's about time someone told the meerkats that everything's fine.

My dog reckons he could make me a fortune.
I don't know what he's talking about.

I'm not making enough money as a waiter and I need a way to make more.
Anyone got any tips?