Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wifi.

Puns Joke

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I regret writing that.
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Wordplay Joke

My girlfriend prepared a fried breakfast for me this morning.
It was panned by the critics.

Magic Joke

I should've read the instructions on Pandora's box before I opened it. But it was all Greek to me.

Stupid Joke

I was on my way home from work, when the Mrs decide to ring.
''On your way home, pick something up for tea''
So, I bought her a kettle.