as a result of ressesion i'm worried about santa being mugged,
so i left 7 land mines on the roof for him,
might as well get in there first ay!
I'm a daredevil. I steal biscuits from babies. I'm a bit of a rusk taker.
Sean Connery joined the self preservation society earlier.
I saw him buying a tin of Ronseal.
Man walks into a bar and gets served.
Obviously not a Wetherspoons pub then.
I'm one of those people that loves to have a good laugh at work.
Which is why I work at ChildLine.