Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Money Joke

Taught an American about small currency exchange rates.
Took a while but the penny dropped eventually.

Wordplay Joke

Dead bodies at crime scenes
That's where I draw the line

Stupid Joke

When I was a young child I was randomly kidnapped and it has scarred me for life.
So I have decided that I am going to build a Time machine, Travel back in time and hide the younger version of myself away from ever being kidnapped.

Wordplay Joke

My geeky friends won't stop talking about comic books and superheroes. I didn't mind so much until I went to see one of them at home. He showed me his entire comic collection, which had to be in the thousands...
This guy has issues...

Animals Insects Joke

I wonder if camels ever look down at their toes and think "oh my god that looks like a......??"