Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

I was unable to get on and submit for 5 hours today, due to the crash.
My wife was declared dead a short while ago, but at least the car's drivable.

Puns Joke

I got a new job at a Chinese restaurant. It's dog eat dog!

One Liners Joke

Every time i had a beer today i got the hiccups. I just kept looking at my misses so they'd go away.

Internet Joke

I wonder if the people getting these Derrick Bird Jokes by text, then putting them straight on Sickipedia, will eventually realise that the person who sent the text got the joke from here in the first place.

Wordplay Joke

Revision - Everytime I do it it feels like I seen it all before.