Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

The wife said the kitchen tap was stuck.
I said " Don't faucet"

Puns Joke

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Animals Insects Joke

My dog is worried about the economy. Dog food is up to $3.00 per can. That's $21.00 in dog money!

Wordplay Joke

What do you call a Mexican who gives step by step instructions?
Emanuel.

Stupid Joke

My ex wife said, "Your son needs to have a father figure."
I said, "He's already got one, look at the size of his belly."