Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Money Joke

If I had a pound for every brain cell Dappy has, I'd be in debt.

Wordplay Joke

Despite his recent indescretions Tiger Woods never lied to his wife. Whenever she asked where he was going he simply said "To play a round!"

One Liners Joke

Sitophiliacs come in pears.

Irony Joke

If my girlfriend got pregnant, I'd have to run out and get some coat hangers.
Need something to hang all those cute little baby outfits on!

Wordplay Joke

I was in the middle of a fight yesterday and I got punched in the face.
Probably shouldn't have stood between them...