"LSD 'helps alcoholics to give up drinking'"
In the same way that a bullet helps you give up oxygen.

I've just sold my soul to the devil............ He particularly wanted the Stevie Wonder LP's that i put on ebay.

During a recent trip to Glasgow, I laid eyes on the most beautiful sight I ever saw in my life.
It was a sign that said "You are now leaving Glasgow."

Germany is marking the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Well its just a dissident memory now..

Herald Sun: Police searching for guitar possibly used as the weapon that bludgeoned a woman.
I guess it's instrumental in her death