Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

Me and my mates have been going to Amsterdam for years now and taking loads of pot.
There will be no ceramics left soon.

Animals Insects Joke

Our town vet once neutered 50 dogs in 10 minutes. We call him the ace of spayeds.

Wordplay Joke

I once went to a fancy dress party dressed as a nuclear powerstation
The reaction was terrible

Wordplay Joke

I love the cool side of the pillow.
It plays jazz to me.

Internet Joke

Great so Google is 13 years old and already thinks it knows everything