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Im writing a book on Indian curries.
Its naan-fiction.

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Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

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I'm still awaiting the arrival of my new book from Ebay, 'How To Avoid Internet Scams'.

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My wife's been saying she'd love to meet a real-life Mr Grey.
Stupid cow should've paid more attention when we watched Reservoir Dogs.

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I've just read the Civil Service Staff handbook.
It's called "50 Grades of pay"

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Twinings have recently developed a new erotic breakfast tea, Fifty Shades Of Earl Grey.

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Most '50 Shades Of Grey' jokes on record.
I blame a wet July.

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What does Stephen Hawking have in common with books?
They both look worse with broken spines.

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I'm about to release my new book on joblessness soon.
Still needs work though.

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Going to have to keep a very close eye on my tatty old dog with the missus,After all he is 50 shades of grey.

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The Black Guy to English dictionary #1;
"Awwwww sheit!"
- Oh dear, there appears to be something wrong

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David Kelly walks in to a Library. "Do you have a textbook on suicides"
"Sorry" says the Librarian, "a bloke from MI6 just borrowed it"

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While Stephen King suffered from writer's block he inadvertently wrote The Shining.
I hope my tale of child molestation achieves similar success.

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My wife has been moaning and complaining a lot recently so i thought i'd buy that new book "50 shades of grey" as a suprise.
You should have seen the look on her face when i smacked her round the head with it.

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'50 Shades of Grey' is about a guy who gets a young girl to sign her whole life over to him?
So a bit like Josef Fritzl with a contract!

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72 year old, Geoffrey Leonard EVERY PAEDOPHILE'S HERO!
Order his "How to Books" now!

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As the young officer studied the oak door, he was reminded of his girlfriend -- for she was also slightly unhinged, occasionally sticky and responded well to being stripped and given a light oiling

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I can't wait for Reading
Waterstones is gonna be wild!

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Due to the popularity of "50 shades of grey" , a new underwear range will soon be in shops.
Think i will stick with my own brand though....
50 shades of brown.

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There coming out with a 50 Shades Of Grey women's under wear line.
That's nothing new my boxers have been 50 shades for months now.

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My Girlfriend has moved onto the fourth book in the series.
she's now reading Fifty Shades of Make Me a Sandwich.

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my dog just sat on my keyboard and came out with the next twighlight book.

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I'm currently reading a book about a bird watching club that's used as a cover by a group of swingers.
It's full of trysts and terns.

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I've just seen a bloke spray painting a blond haired male reporter and a little white dog on the front of his car.
I think he was Tin-Tin his windows.

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J.K. Rowlings new novel is said to be the best fiction writing since George Osbournes Budget