Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?
Because he couldn't get his Stilton.

On my first day as a human cannonball my boss said, "I'm going to have to let you go."
"You can't fire me," I replied.
"That's exactly why I'm letting you go," he said.

My eight year old son told me there was nothing scarier than a clown.
One night, whilst he was sleeping, I hung a dead clown above his bed.
Safe to say, I won that debate.

The phrase: "act your age, not your shoe size" is severely negated by the actions of clowns.

A clown tried to start a fight with me earlier today.
I said: "Listen mate, you don't want to fight me. I'll make you look silly."

A drunk clown walks into a shop next to a bar.
The shopkeeper says 'This Jokes gone one step too far'

There's been talk at the circus of making our extreme knife throwing act redundant.
I'm currently facing the axe.

I started my new job as a clown today, and I found my feet immediately.
Not surprising, really, they're bright red and absolutely enormous.

I saw some tightrope walkers the other day.
What a weird flavour for a packet of crisps.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?
Hit it in the face with an axe.

I'm doing community service at a funfair but today I stole a wobbly mirror.
I just hope it doesn't reflect badly on me.

I have just been offered a job as a clown.
My boss told me the other guy was good.
Seems to me I'll have some big shoes to fill.