Figures released today say the amount of 11-15 years year olds who had tried alcohol fell from 51% to 46%..... Figures also out today say that the amount of 11-15 year olds telling lies rose from 46% to 51%

I exaggerate at least once or twice a day.

How many White people does it take to start a riot?
We may never know!!

85% of Sickipedians will think this statistic is made up.

I'm not sure if I have a low IQ or am just really bad at reading the score.

Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence.

9 out of 10 people believe that if there are ten people, one will always disagree with the other nine.

Apparently 50% of married people are unhappy.
Yeah, they are called men.

Statistics show 11/9 jokes about dyslexic Americans make people laugh.

Apparently, 32% of women believe it is possible to communicate with the dead. So don't bother trying to kill yourself guys, she'll still be rabbiting on .... !

CBS: 41% of drivers admit to having fallen asleep at some point
Either people are lying or 59% of drivers are insomniacs

Statistically, 2 out of 1 people are siamese twins.

95% of items that get thrown into my bin are sticky tissues
The other 5% is made up from girls' feelings, thoughts and opinions.

Did you know that 50% of people with Split Personality Disorder are just normal people?

2 out of 5 people are irrational.

It's scary that 50% of all marriages are now ending in divorce.
It's even scarier that the other 50% of marriages last forever.

Statistically, 6/9 sikipedians are perverts.

Statistically , 51% of the population can't drive ;
...according to the other 49%

Statistically 1 in 4 hobbits are merry.

Apparently 66% of people don't believe in fate.
I suppose if you don't believe in fate, That's just the way it was meant to be.

A recent survey suggests that most people choose their cars subconsciously, with fat people choosing rounder shaped cars, ugly people choosing weirder looking cars etc. etc.
Probably explains why my girlfriend just looked in the breakers yard at a car.
Its 10 years old & been smashed in the back end a couple of times.

In the news today apparently 50% of England"s schools are not teaching mathematics well enough, Doesn"t sound that bad to me, still less than a quarter.

England has a population of roughly 50 million~
5% of that 50 million are South Asians
Unemployment figures close to 2.5 million
Isn't the solution just staring you in the face, Gordon?

Whenever I go with a new girl I like to measure how wide they can open their legs.
I put the results on a spreadsheet.

Nearly 60% Africans living in Moscow have been the victim of racist attacks, a study says.
Anybody else think they should work harder to reach 100%?