A recent study revealed a way to make fat girls appear more appealing to men.
It's called a diet.

9 out of 10 people agree that one person will always disagree with the other 9.

Statistically, 365 out of 365 days of the year are taken up with the 'one-day-only-DFS-sale"

Are you lazy?
Well, Statistically 3,732,473,619 people don't bother reading that number.

30% of people don't believe TV advertising.
The other 70% said their cats preferred Whiskas.

In a recent survey, 100% of blackmail victims believe blackmail should be legal.

Statistically, two out of three little pigs will use inferior building materials to construct their houses.

Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this.

Statistically... 9 out of 10 dyslexics enjoy a 'pear'.

Statistically, two out of every one Iranian will vote for this.

I am looking for 8 volunteers to help me find Cheryl Cole, to test a statistical hypothesis.

Statistically, 13 out of 13 triskaidekaphobics will be scared of this joke.

Apparently, 3.5 out of 7 people overcomplicate things.

A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil spill.
The same poll found that 43 percent of Americans hate pelicans.

At my last job interview, I told my interviewer that I plan to give 110%.
Unfortunately, I was applying to be a statistician.