I find it funny how some people only put the lottery on if it's a rollover.
Almost as if they could do without 3 million tax-free pounds.
EuroMillions jackpot winner will be richer than veteran pop stars Rod Stewart and David Bowie.
Unless of course one of them won it.
Bus driver claims three lives.
These Lottery jackpot prizes are just getting daft.
I use to buy lottery tickets every week, until I found out I could watch it for free on TV.
I'm retiring early.
I've opened a pie shop next door to the new Euro Millions Lottery winners.
Thats the last time I tell Derren Brown a secret.
Having not long seen Derren Brown predict the National Lottery numbers, I was amazed.
However, I'm sure that people who missed it and have to watch Channel 4 +1 will be far less impressed.
My daughter is named Charlotte but I prefer to call her lotto. Not because it's shorter just because I have a go on her twice a week.
How's my luck?
Last week my daughter announced that she was a lesbian and this morning I found my wife dead.
They say things happen in threes.
Well, I'm definitely doing Euromillions on Friday!
Just think how many lottery tickets you could buy
if you won the lottery.
I'm so unlucky.
I bought a ticket for the Nigerian lottery and only won a tenner.
I won the lottery not so long ago. Blew it in no time. I only intended to spend half of my fortune, but the sign said, "Minimum delivery 2 litres".
Just seen the 161 million pound couple.
Would have been kinder to put it in Kilos.
I tell you, if i had a pound for everytime i haven't won on a scratchcard, i'd probably be more inclined to play.
My dog has just learnt the basics of a rollover.
He's one step closer to presenting the National Lottery.
The British couple who won 161 million on the lottery have discovered an instant way to look thinner, and they say America already feels like home.
What's the difference between the Euro Lottery and my six year old niece?
The Euro Lottery won't be rolling over this weekend.
The Euromillions has had more rollovers than Cristiano Ronaldo!
What's the difference between the Browns, Gordon and Derren.
One is an illusionist that through misdirection will have you believing one thing when in fact the other is true whilst giving vague and confusing explanations.
The other can predict the Lottery numbers.
My mate won a fortune on the lottery - spent the entire lot in a year at the local fish and chip shop,
just frittered it away..
So the 113m euromillions jackpot winner wants to "remain anonymous"...
just as my wife buys a ferrari and files for divorce. weird....
I couldn't be happier after the draw this evening.
Got 4 numbers on the thunderball.
Pie News: Ginsters board members in fear of hostile takeover bid from the winners of Euro- millions
I never got the chance to say goodbye to my wife and children.
I won the lottery and jumped straight on a plane to Vegas.
To my darling. I was such a fool to leave you. I need you back in my life. I love you. PS Congrats on winning the Lotto.