I'd love to reduce my carbon footprint, but it costs 120 to buy a train ticket from London to Newcastle or 2 to fly there via Barcelona.

Went to the Canary Islands last year for a week, and I didn't see a single canary.
So, I'm off the the Virgin Islands this year. Can't wait!

I want to take a day trip to Calais, can anyone tell me if it's cheaper to sail with P&O or Air France these days?

I'll never forget the time I had to use an oxygen mask for an Easyjet flight.
It was just after the help-desk told me how much the baggage fees were.

I just went on a so called 'Once in a lifetime holiday'
I'm never going to do that again.