A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, "As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."

I went to my local library yesterday, and asked: "Have you got a book on handling rejection without killing?"

A midget waddles into the library and asks, "Have you got a book on Irony?"
The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf."

I just found out we have a local library. They kept that quiet.

Is it just me or is the library that everyone seems to be going to have an unnecessarily rude librarian working there.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suffocation.
The librarian says, "Would you like a bag with that?"

A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got the book, 'How To Suck Yourself Off'?"
The librarian says, "It's over there; the one with the broken spine."

So, David Carradine managed to persuade that librarian then...

I wanted to do some DIY the other day, so I went to the library and asked the librarian if she had any books on shelves.