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A friend asked me yesterday why I keep going to my local cornershop as opposed to a big supermarket like Tesco.
'It's Nisa,' I replied.
A friend asked me yesterday why I keep going to my local cornershop as opposed to a big supermarket like Tesco.
'It's Nisa,' I replied.
A girl in Superdrug was giving me a really good signal.
50% extra free and minty fresh.
Why did the Electric Light Orchestra sell so many records in Leeds?
Because people used to walk into the record shop and say... "Eee ello"
Argos.
It's like an offline version of internet shopping.
Co-Op Advert: "Succulent British Joints"
Nice to see society has finally come around to the idea of selling crack on the high street
Just took Jessie J's advice, and "forgot about the pricetag".
Debenhams security guards were not amused.
the prices of high heels are going through the roof
I'm selling a box of tiny little tin foil cubes.
It's water-damaged stock.
Elizabeth Duke jewellery:
For the woman you DON'T love...
Does anyone ever buy items at full price from DFS?
Was shopping earlier when I noticed 'Andrex: Puppies on a roll.
That's the last time I ever shop at the Asian supermarket!
100 people surveyed said they all prefered fresh food to tinned
the coincidence was uncanny
"80" my girlfriend shouted, "you're only paying for a name."
"That is the point of the deed poll procedure" I replied.
I just saw a shop called Roger's Curtains - sounds like a store for peeping Toms.
A new Pound Store opened in my town today, everything is a pound.
Went in with a fiver and came out with three tills and 2 checkout girls. Result!
Just got back from the supermarket where the "JLM indestructible Floor Mops!!" were right next to the "JLM Replacement FLoor Mop Heads!!"...
i have noticed that all the cheap things in sainsburys are orange,
the eggs, the biscuits and of course the girls on the tills!!
Me: Is it in yet?
Girlfriend: No.
Me: What about now?
Girlfriend: No, uh, maybe we should try something else.
Me: One last try.
Girlfriend: No still not there.
And that good people is why you should never take your girlfriend shoe shopping
I cashed in my life savings today, just so Christmas could be extra special...
I had 42 quid on my Tesco club card.
I work in a joke shop.
Or Lidl as they insist I call it.
I like my women how i like my clothes shop dummies.
Decapitated.
My local Tesco has got a great offer on at the moment.
It's selling a variety of different trolleys for a pound each - you just put a coin in a slot near the handle and wheel them away.
