If we donate this money, we're not going to get these vuvuzelas again, are we?
I was watching comic relief last night and they said "no one in africa has a decent job"
but surely if a child dies every 15 seconds, undertakers must be rolling in it?
I don't know if i'll be tuning into comic relief tonight.
I watched it last year and thought those comedy sketches of Africa were a little in bad taste.
I saw a charity appeal on tv asking you to send 2 a month to build wells in Africa. One chap in the video had a 5 year old Chelsea shirt on.
Just to let you know, if anyone knocks on your door collecting money for Dr Barnado's it's a scam.
He died in 1905.
I didn't give to Comic Relief this time. I've already donated over 600 quid to deprived inner city ethnic minorities this year.
None of it voluntarily.
Tired of busy city streets?
Simply wear a bright jacket with a charity name on the back and watch people swerve you.
What smells of fish and sweat?
Race for Life.
Following recent events, Haringey council has confirmed reports that they will not be helping Children In Need this year.
A quote from Sport Relief 2010: "Malaria is the biggest killer in Africa."
I think Robert Mugabe will have a thing or two to say about that.
With the credit crunch upon us, I would like to thank all the charities for understanding and leaving us with free swing bin liners every week.
Last night, I Watched David Tennant crying, as he walked among the malaria patients. It really made me think.
Is there no end to this man's acting talents?
Joseph lives in one of the worst countries in the world. He cannot even afford an education.
The hated government has recently reached a power sharing deal. However, it is corrupt with power and money and will not pay for an education. Only the very rich can afford to be educated.
Just 9,000 will send Joseph to university for a year. Please, give whatever you can.
I had a water fight with a few locals to cool everybody down yesterday.
My bosses at Oxfam aid Relief said that water was for drinking and have pulled me out of Kenya.
I've just got a charity appeal letter from the NSPCC. For 2.00 a week, I can help STOP Julie doing things she doesn't understand.
I've also got one from the Mong Society where for 2.00 a week I can help Susie DO things she doesn't understand.
Why don't they just swap homes?
Do Something Funny For Money!
I dressed up as a priest and stood outside a primary school with a camera...
I was coming out of Marks and Spencers earlier when a woman walked up to me and waved a charity box right in my face.
I waved a tenner in her face and walked off.
I just saw a charity advert asking for money to help dig a well in Africa, I can't understand why they can't already do it themselves?
I saw 6 spades in the picture alone.
Anybody else laugh on children in need , When Cheryl Cole was pleading for money and was talking about how many people run away each year and they showed a disabled child with no feet ?
This woman knocked at the door this morning collecting for charity.
"It's for homeless dwarfs," she explained, rattling her bucket, "we're building them a shelter in the town".
So I gave her some Lego.
My manager told me that it was "dress down day" today, in light of Comic Relief.
So I pulled Susan's dress down.
Say what you want about the Make a Wish foundation.
But they know how to work to a deadline.
In the battle for high street supremacy, asda and tesco have bought a full row of shops between them to turn into supermarkets leaving a tiny gap between them only big enough for a charity shop.
Still,i suppose there`s room for scope.
Americans please note that scope is a shop where people take unwanted items for resale to help charity.
It is not a thing used for looking at british soldiers with.
I've been paying 2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over a year, I only missed 2 payments and they've just been round and broken my cats legs.
I just can't help but finance the local spastics society.
It's fund-a-mental to me.