My mate told me he can touch type "sixty words per minute."
But he has to type every other phrase normally.

So, today Wikipedia is blocking access to free information in protest against the blocking of access to free information?
God bless America.

The new Microsoft Windows adverts talk about "life without walls".
Frankly I'm not surprised - walls provide the most basic form of security.

A router goes into a doctor's office and says, "It hurts when IP."

The other day I was at my PC and I had a brain wave.
So I emailed Microsoft, and the new Windows 7 now has a spell checker.
Im Gordon Brown, and Windows 7 Was my idea.

I see Apple are supposedly releasing an iPhone Mini,
I'm just waiting for the iPhone shuffle that calls random people.

Having just released the iPad in the UK, Apple have announced the future release of the iPad nano: an iPad that will fit in your pocket and complete with a phone function.

Window popped up saying: 'Adobe reader is insecure....' WTF does it want ....... a cuddle?

Has predictive texting had a negative effect on standards of grammar?
Defiantly.

I experienced an unexpected error on my iphone today.
It let me make a call.

Apple are working on an electronic seeing device for the Navy, it's called the iEye Captain.

The iPad 2 has loads of great new features, but it's the two built in cameras that really set it apart.
They're just perfect for taking pictures of the now obsolete iPad I bought 3 months ago so I can put it on eBay.

Clearing the history
Keeping your wife and kids oblivious to your fetishes since windows 95.

I'm using the mouse with my left hand for a change.
It feels like someone else is doing it.

I hope Apple have fixed that iPhone alarm bug.
I've got to be up early on Monday.

Apple have just announced that in order to increase sales of the new iphone in america they're re-branding it the pie phone..

And then there was the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin:
Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself.
The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be.
And the third was in Tech Support, and kept saying "Don't worry, it'll be up any minute now...."

Apple has released a new app that allows iPhone users to greet each other.
It's called the iFive.

If you want to find a plane that's crashed into the sea - there's not an app for that. Unlucky.

Here's some advice - don't open Windows Speech Recognition and Daft Punk's 'Technologic' on your computer at the same time.
I'm still sorting out the mess 2 weeks later.

I'm sick of these pop-ups Windows keeps putting on my computer saying that my copy isn't genuine.
Don't you think I knew that when I downloaded it illegally?

If you wanna tell all of your friends, family and colleagues that you're socially inept, attention seeking, and a mindless zombie slave to the commercials and hype of one of the seemingly most popular corporations on the planet....
..There's an app for that.

Anybody else notice that they sit on the toilet 10 minutes after they're done because they're busy playing on their iPhones?

My girlfriend's Ipod Touch just came.
Apparently, there's an App for everything.

I just created a new computer virus that only targets Apple.
It's a worm.