I was telling my parents all about my project to build my own computer the other day. I went into lots of detail about all the different parts and components and my dad was really interested, but it just made my motherboard.
I don't see all the fuss, people in Ballymena reckon they've already had iPads for several years now.
Apple are to rebrand their iPhone 4 as an "iPad Mini" after Trade Descriptions took issue with the "phone" element of the current name.
I was watching the gadget show on Dave the other day.
I must say im looking forward to the playstation 3 but im skeptical about this touchscreen technology the keep going on about!
iPhone users: todays the day you get to upgrade to version 3.0!
You finally get to copy & paste from sicki & use up your free texts on your one & only friend!
When the old Windows stopped working the "blue screen of death" appeared.
Windows spotted the problem, and with new Windows 7 it turns black.
News : 'Shot Policeman Is Critical'.
Perhaps he should go and see my mate Tony, he can fix any PC for just 50.
PC world have just announced that due to a sudden rush of orders, F5 keys for PCs will be out of stock until mid july when the next shipment is due to arrive from China.
According to those in the know, the new iPhone's camera is so snazzy, it actually filters out poor people ...
A while ago in history we were talking about technological advances. Someone brought up the fact that kids as young as 4 are getting things like iphones. My teacher replied "good god they cant even count!". Another student quickly replied "there's an app for that".
So I was in my bedroom using my laptop and I thought "How about I resell my previous product with a different name?"
I'm a PC and Windows 7 was my idea...
My Dad had just come back from America, I met him at the airport and he said, "I picked you this up from the plane, its one of them iPads"
I was amazed and so happy, until he handed me a bag and said, "you know they go over your eyes and help you sleep"
I'm not saying my Sat Nav isn't up to date but when I took my car on the cross channel ferry it kept warning- "Here there be monsters".
What does the new iPad and my 2 day old son have in common.
The both failed a drop test.
My friend recommended I install Windows on my computer to make it run faster.
I tried but it doesn't seem faster. Well at least now I can see right through it.
My phone kept trying to sell me useless duty free watches, perfume and Toblerone. Turns out I had it on airplane mode.
I run a Linux based operating system.
That means I get laid as often as I have to reboot my computer.
I just figured out what scroll lock does. You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press it!
good for virus blocking
and you can use it easily with one hand
what are they expecting of us?
I only wanted Adobe to be able to open pdfs.
I had no idea they wanted a relationship. They won't stop emailing me.
I just got a Samsung Galaxy.
So much smoother than the LG Chocolate.
My mate works at an aquarium.
The screensaver on his laptop is people walking around an office filing stuff.
What do you get when you cross an encyclopaedia with a homeless person?
A personal appeal from Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales
I heard Apple are introducing a new product specifically for cats and dogs.
It's called iAms.