I've just bought a new hard drive for my computer, but I've come to realise that the instruction manuals are getting more and more complicated nowadays.
I mean, I just don't know that many languages.

Breaking News!!! Manchester City release new web browser that claims to be the safest in the world........ having no history to delete at all.

This year saw Apple Inc become the richest company in the world.
It is rumoured that they now have so much money that they can even afford to buy one of their own laptops.

A 17 year old boy in China has sold his kidney so he could get the money to buy an iPad 2. That's a high price to pay... considering the iPad was made by his 5 year old brother.

The Modern day irony: The "My Music" & "My Videos" folders on your PC contain none of 'your' music or videos.

I was messing around on the laptop earlier when the wife started tutting and moaning.
"Whats up with you?" I said.
"You've been Tweeting away on that computer all day," she scoffed, "I've never seen the fascination with Twitter."
"That'll be because your entire life isn't interesting enough to fill 140 characters." I replied.

It's pretty stupid how cats will just play with the same toy over and over as if it might do something new...
...Hold on, gotta check my iPhone.

I just read an article about a school in Botswana where the teachers would savagely beat their pupils if they got an answer wrong.
That's nothing!
At my old school we had to use Internet Explorer.

Mark Zuckerberg turns 28 today.
Winklevoss twins would like to point out that they already turned 28 first.

Sky News: Briton 'Ran Social Nework Site For Paedos'
Or "Sickipedia," as we like to call it

Kinect for Xbox 360.
Because real exercise just isn't virtual enough

So the faulty i-phone 4 model is being recalled.
I was unaware anyone had managed to call one in the first place.

Next time I'm on a job interview and they ask my accomplishments, I'm going to say "don't know if you know this, but Windows 7 was my idea".

A friend and I were discusing how much technology was advancing these days when he said
"Soon we'll be downloading water from the tap".
"Well it's already in sync" I replied.

My brother refuses to work these days.
I should get a new printer.

Tom-Tom have thought of everything. Not only is there a map showing you which way to go, but there are also voice directions so that blind drivers know which way to go. Especially the ones in BMW's.

I thought I was sick making jokes about the Ethiopian aeroplane, but then the Sickipedia website comes along and trumps me by doing an impression of it.

I always feel like I'm getting tested for STDs when I run a virus scan on my computer.

I helped the guy next door set up his new wireless broadband yesterday - he hasn't got a clue about computers.
It's really quick though, we're both pleased with it.

Just bought one of those cheap knock off iPhones from a site in china for 100 quid.
Don't care what you say the samsung galaxy looks alright.

To be honest, I can't see why everyone's so surprised.
When was the last thing anything with "black" in it worked?

I bet Gaddafi regrets allowing his iPhone to use his current location.

My wife thinks that I've become a computer nerd and we've got nothing in common.
I need to diagnose our connection problem.

It's my 30th birthday tomorrow. I'm completely unknown and have never accomplished anything. I have no job and no prospects.
Looking forward to seeing what Google has planned for me though.

A Chinese teenager sold a kidney to buy an iPad2.
Sounds like a bargain they usually cost an arm and a leg