School Joke

During lunch break at school once, I took a cricket ball to the head.
He said, "What have you brought me this for?"

School Joke

My son just got an A in English.
Which unfortunately means he failed his spelling test.

School Joke

My son was expelled from school recently.
They had a Victorian themed day and he turned up with his black friend on a chain.
That's my boy!

School Joke

Fake tan:
The major threat to trigonometry.

School Joke

My fourteen year old sons school behavior has improved dramatically since I said "Next time you get in trouble I'll meet you at the school gate...
and I'll be wearing a dress."

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I was in school today when my teacher handed me a piece of paper that told me to write everything I know about World War 2. I wrote on the paper, "en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II"

School Joke

I love nothing more in life than sitting with the kids all day watching Spongebob.
However, the education board has sent me a letter demanding an explanation.

School Joke

I always give 110% in my job.
Which is why I was sacked from the examination board.

School Joke

All through school I tried to work out what made my teacher tick?
Turns out it was correct answers.

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My school was so rough...
The school magazine had an obituary column.

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I'm a chair at the local school along with a few other parents
These cuts have gone too far.

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I was sick of working in a fast food restaurant, with my life going nowhere. So I went to university to do a philosophy degree.
Now I can ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

School Joke

It's unbelievable how easy the first question was in my exam today.
Q1. Name three letters of the alphabet.
I was like wtf.

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I like my girls how I like my colours.
Primary.

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Just walked in on my illiterate brother sobbing about how difficult his English exam is going to be. I gave him a big hug and said, "There, their they're."
He'll never know the difference.

School Joke

Alphabetti Spaghetti taught me how to spell when I was a kid.
My dad used to hit me over the head with the tin if I made a mistake in my homework.

School Joke

When I was at school, I had a teacher who had a nervous tick... so everyone got really good marks.