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I wish I was DNA helicase.
Then I could unzip your jeans.

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A biologist and a physicist got married but soon had to divorce.
There was just no chemistry.

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In my physics exam today a question asked "What's the unit of power?"
I answered "Correct."

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Went to a fancy dress party the other day, i went as Oxygen.
I was in my element

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I was quite geeky when I was a child.
I thought that Optimus Prime was an integer with no divisors.

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Why are doctors sometimes referred to as HeBas?
Because if they can't Helium, they have to Barium

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A proton and an electron walk into a bar.
The feeling was neutral.

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I see this morning that scientists have found a way of creating sperm. Many people have said, this could spell the end for men. However, until they create a machine to open the lid of the mint jelly, we are still in business.

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I was shopping for DVDs the other day, when I came across "Journey to the far side of the Sun". The plot was basically; a team of astronauts head to the other side of the Sun to investigate a mysterious problem.
I thought to myself "Why not just wait 6 months?"

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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

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I have a medical condition which causes me to be hard-working, polite and intelligent.
It is commonly known as 'Being White.'

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Archimedes: "An object fully or partly immersed in a liquid is buoyed upward by a force equal to the weight of the liquid displaced by that object."
Whatever floats your boat, mate.

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Social science.
It's like normal science, only more talkative.

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Me and you love, we're like an excited nucleus of U-236...we have to split up.

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I am living, breathing proof that the respiratory system works.

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Stephen Hawking: Making science cool, one syllable at a time.

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At a cinema near you APOLLO 18. Why we never went back!
Is that because you didn't actually go?

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Found out today why there are many women who like partical physics.
It's so they are never far from an ion.

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Following on from the discovery that it's possible to go faster than the speed of light, scientists today found a temperature lower than Absolute Zero.
It was observed in a sausage roll from Greggs

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The guy who split the atom is probably thrilled that we use 'sliced bread' as our measure of greatness.

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If Einstein hadn't come up with the Theory of Relativity, someone else would have. It was only a matter of time.

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"Pablo, do you know the Chemical symbol for Silicon?"
"Si Senor."

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Alchemists had it all wrong.
They used fancy words and symbols to turn lead into gold but my way's much easier.
Just swallow some and collect the insurance.

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To get to the other side.
Why did the tachyon cross the road?

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Chemically speaking, the only difference between male and Female is an iron.