I could tell you all there is to know about atoms, but i dont want to Bohr you
Michael Jackson proved evolution, he went from a monkey to a man.
What's the problem with living in the ocean?
There's anemone round every corner.
I think it's great for mankind that the Mars Rover landed safely.
You never know when we might need another image of a crater or a rock.
Were you aware that eukaryotic cells (with a true nucleus) have flagella, whereas prokaryotic cells (without a true nucleus) have the same flagella, but for some reason, they are referred to as undulipodia?
Biological terminology just keeps getting cillia...
I just bought an expensive water filter.
It's so good that the water ends up being only hydrogen.
I'm a scientist stationed in the Arctic and several times a day, I've been chatting online with with a female colleague working in the Antarctic.
Though we're poles apart, there is a certain magnetism between us.
My government funding got stopped today.
After ten years of trying, I've still failed to cross human DNA with a sock.
A guy at work said he was the Great Grandson of Albert Einstein.
I asked him to explain his theory of relativity.
I'm just glad to see racism isn't isolated to our little planet
Black holes = bad
I have written a new song about the effects of Frequencies in the Human Body.
I've called it Everybody Hertz.
I walked into a room of electrons
it was so negative!
Today we discovered the origins of the Quark.
Turns out it was just a posh duck.
An acid asked an alkali for help with a maths problem
Turns out it was a pretty basic solution
After so many setbacks, I've finally built a perpetual motion bicycle.
Nothing's gonna stop me now!
Everyone at my work mocks me for being a nerd, but tomorrow I'm going to bring a lump of coal in and show them what I'm really made of.
BBC News: Thinkers have different brain
Yeah, it's called "male"
My mate asked me if I would explain rotational forces to him,
But I didnt want to torque about it
Biology. The only study in the world that thinks division and multiplication are the same thing.
I thought I'd found a way to square root negative numbers. I must have been imagining things.
You take sodium, a highly reactive element that sets water on fire and chlorine gas, which breathing would most likely kill you faster than tempting to consume sodium, and you get table salt, a delicious seasoning that is inside everyone's kitchen.
Isn't that ionic?
The Higgs Boson jokes bandwagon... who hasn't Lepton?
What drink do physicists drink?
The name's Bond, Ionic Bond.
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Just invented a new type of meat that can only be produced by launching a bovine towards a pig at the speed of light. I call it the Hoggs Bison.