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Has anyone else noticed the irony in the amount of people that have ' in their names on Facebook?

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The Pope's visit to the UK is costing taxpayers a total of 12million.
That is what happens when you let pensioners book holiday's through Saga.

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Is'nt it ironic how we have all turned into those people that Mummy said we should avoid when we were young!

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Ironik got stabbed last night.
A black rapper getting stabbed? He's certainly living up to his name.

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it's ironic that Katie Price is so cheap.

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BBC News: Nottinghamshire Police staff have staged their second walkout in a week as a protest against cuts.
They used to walk out every day, or Patrol as it was known in the old days.

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Cee Lo Green: im sorry i cant afford a ferrarai its cos im black and i dont earn that much

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My girlfriend told me that I used irony to much.
So I stabbed her in the face.
Ironically, I now realise I could have thought of a much more ironic death for her...

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A film on ITV1 just started. It contains several flashing images.
Ironically its called Pitch Black

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If u call a city Bombay what do u expect?

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I hate it when people try to sound intelligent by using sayings they don't understand.
When in Rome.

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'2 cool for school Stationary'...
Ironically making your child uncool

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The irony of drink driving, then having to phone the AA because you broke down

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My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with marine life...
Oh well, there's plenty more fish in the sea...

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My blonde girlfriend always worries when she goes to bed that she's going to wake up dead.

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I can smell something burning......
I probably should get up and have a look, but I think the smoke alarm will let me know if it's important.

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Soccer Aid, what a great show.
I get to watch a game of football, while every now and again laughing at clips
of black people dying.

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I hate people who use this box as a way of making statements rather than posting an actual joke.

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Next time you see Gamu will be on Red Nose Day, pregnant, full of AIDS and covered in flies.
And Cheryl will be there saying how awful it is. How ironic.

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I've been told that I need to stop abbreviating words but I just cba.

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I have a friend called Emma Roids, its quite ironic how she died actually
Her smoke alarm blew up and burnt her house down

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My wife said she can't wait for the day when we grow old,which is ironic because I haven't told her she's got Aids yet.

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Sorry, lost my train of...
Never mind

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How painful the irony of a gap year student dying by falling between roofs.

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All the laptops made in China come with Face Detection .