Isn't it ironic that Madonna, a woman, is telling us to join "The Quiet Revolution."

People call me a cynic, but that's only because they have ulterior motives

Does anyone else smell something fishy about the new McDonald's advert?
Skinny people eating in McDonald's?

BBC Wales news: A Man from a local traveller camp in Merthyr Tydfil, dies from injuries received after falling off the back of his own lorry.
How ironic.

Virtue never has been as respected as money.
That's why i always prefer money.

I always thought that M. Night Shyamalan was the master of films with a twist ending.
But it turns out, he's not.

A doctor and a sailor are both in love with the same attractive girl named Jane. The sailor had to go on a duty that would last a week. But before he left, he gave Jane seven apples.
"What have you given me seven apples for?" asked Jane.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" replied the sailor.

A lack of exercise is now causing as many deaths in the developed world as smoking, a study suggests.
So I've started jogging to the tobacconist's every morning.

I found a website today for anorexics, it boasts about being the largest one.
Oh the irony.

I hate to use a cliche, but 'I hate to use a cliche' is becoming quite a cliche

Tom, the Commonwealth Gold Medal runner, was on his way to a bar with some friends.
At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said."Sorry, mate, you can't come in here no denim."
Tom was quite annoyed at this and retorted, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Tom, the gold medal winner in 400m."
"Then it won't take you long to run home and change, will it?" replied the bouncer.

Isn't it ironic that the Americans thought the Blacks had inferior intelligence than themselves
I personally can't think that is true, an IQ of 4 or below doesn't seem possible

My wife just called me at work telling me she could smell gas and what she should do.
I told her to light a scented candle. That would solve both of our problems.

Definition of irony: the Scottish wind turbine which exploded in the wind.

Suicidal kids.
They can end a life, but they can't fight back against a bully.

It's World Goth Day and the sun is shining brightly, who says God doesn't do irony?

Does anyone else find it ironic that wiggers shout 'bo yaka sha' when it means 'death to the white man' ?

Isn't ironic that world's best driver can't drive...

Somebody accused me of being 'stupid, immature, naive and downright ugly' today. I told him that my recent birthday cards said otherwise - that told him.

BBC News: Middlesbrough Ladies Football Team excited by trip to North Korea
I bet they are. Going to a place thats less depressing than Middlesbrough is something to get excited about!

"Armless pianist wins talent show".
That's amazing, he really should give himself a pat on the back.

Ironically when you wear camouflage, it makes you stand out more.

My wife left me because I am in love with myself too much.
To be honest I don't care, my hair still looks amazing.

M. Night Shyamalan walks into a bar....
Or does he?????

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?