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Apparently I have this way of lighting up a room whenever I walk in to it. I flick a switch.

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There's no racist comedians on tv anymore , id rather see bernard maning on mock the week than , that heavyset Irish chap, or the young lad with the unfortunate eye problem , or any of the wogs they let on now and again

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As a child my mum would always tell me not to sit too close to the TV because it was bad for my eyes.
Now as an adult I spend up to 8 hours a day within 2 feet of a computer screen.

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The irony, Jade Goody's husbands new show 'super daddy' is airing on Living TV..
Who said TV didn't have a sense of humour?

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If the people at Volvic are so worried about Africans not having enough water, why are they selling it to us?

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Why when asked "If you were to bring one item to an isolated island, what would you bring?" does no one ever answer "boat"?!

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I was using Burger King's free wi-fi, but couldn't access some websites for being "tasteless".
Ironic when you've had one of their burgers.

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There's something beautifully ironic about an email confirming that I've successfully unsubscribed from an email list.

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Never had the phrase "Takes one to know one" had more meaning than when Sickipedians call Michael Jackson a Paedophile

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Things haven't gone too well for me recently and I am always left disappointed, so I've decided that from now I'm going to be more pessimistic about life.
I'm really looking forward to it.

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Is it just a coincidence that Barney is a grown man in a costume, his best friend is called BJ and he hangs out with children all day?

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Watched 'The Hole 3D' the other day.
I didn't like it, I got slightly confused, and I'd seen the ending dozens of times in various movies.
There was a huge... Oh what's the word... Gap in the story line.

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Im such a emotional guy, I got through a whole box of tissues while watching brokeback mountain..

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My wife told me the other day that she was leaving me because of my constant sarcastic tone....
....which is odd, because I'm always telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is.

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I've been asked to do a job for the local mobster, no questions asked.
Unfortunately, I didn't find out what, where or when it is.

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Jokes are never as funny when you have to explain the punchline.
Which brings me to this joke, which is funny because while the "set up" line is a complaint about having to explain the joke, the punchline itself is an explanation of the joke itself, thus creating a sort of humorous irony.

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Top Tip for School Bullies: Pick on a Kid who lives at an Orphanage. What's the worst he can say? ''I'm gonna get my Nun on you!''

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Tried writing with my left hand earlier.
It just didn't feel right.

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I waited 40 years for that first kiss. Probably wasn't best to have it with my mum, at her funeral.

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BBC News : Useless bomb detector sold worldwide risks lives.
They haven't had any complaints though.

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X Factor, absolute compulsive irony. Every 2 minutes, the enjoyment of seeing a black person blubbering ...
'Everything I've worked so hard for, has been taken away'

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They say money can't buy happiness, but money buys beer, and beer makes me happy.

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The postman handed me a letter this morning and said "I've spent twenty minutes trying to find your house, just so I could give you this letter!"
I said, "you should have just posted it."

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I was in an English exam and one of the questions was 'Write a sentence in the past conditional tense'. I had no idea what the 'past conditional' tense was!
If only I'd revised.

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My mate bought me a dictionary because I didn't understand Irony.
Yet when I went to look for the definition, it wasn't there.