I read in the paper that a boy of 15 committed suicide after an horrendous bullying campaign on Facebook.
Result.

the key to a brilliant joke.
make it a group on facebook

Now that people are changing their Facebook profile pictures back from cartoon characters, I feel comfortable beating my child again without Peter Pan's judging eyes on me.

Bebo has been shut down. Tens of people will miss it.

Add on Facebook:
"The Spartan Workout.
Learn how actors from the movie 300 gained muscle and got in shape fast, easy and free. Click here to learn more"
I'll save you the trouble, it's called CGI.

I like to think I'm the best at wasting paper by quite a large margin.

I'm writing a novel about Twitter.
It has 140 characters.

I hate stuck-up people who sit on social networking sites all day and complain about everything that goes wrong, when in actual reality their life is far from bad.
3 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone.

Its not 'Frape', its surprise status updates.

Save Money on a justice system: simply show the suspect on Sky News, and people on Twitter can give you the verdict in seconds.

Gingers always remind me of Twitter;
They have no friends, just people they follow.

A new Facebook app is coming out that will remind users exactly what they were doing a year ago from that day. Nine times out of 10, the answer will be wasting your time on Facebook.

Facebook group - 'now that i think about it, i have never seen a chinese policeman'.
Funny that, I've seen dozens. Or maybe just one.

Joint Facebook accounts.
For couples with serious trust issues!

There are two types of people in this world...
Some who you don't hear from all day because they're out having fun in the snow.
And some who update their Facebook status every 5 minutes with running commentary on how the snow looks pretty from their bedroom window.

I had to phone up the police because a black man was following me last night. They replied saying although they understand my concern, I can not be harmed over Twitter.

Facebook Group : RIP Michael Jackson
We sickipedians have been just that for years, everybody else is only daring to jump on the bandwagon now he's dead.

I'm schizophrenic. Well I think that's a better excuse than 'I have no friends' as to why I like my own status' on Facebook.

"Social networking"....
Ironically making you less social

If nothing else will go down on you, There's always Facebook chat

i just found out facebook is now in 57 languages!
now everyone in britain can use it!

I think it's so great how easy it is to help charities these days.
Apparently, all I have to do is thumbs up this picture.

I was just reading through the 'When I was your age I was catching Pokmon not STIs' page on Facebook and I have come to the conclusion there are direct links between the two.
These are some of the names of Pokmon:
1) Lickitung
2) Krabby
3) Dewgong
4) Mankey
5) Parasect
6) Oddish
7) Jigglypuff
8) Weedle
9) Squirtle
10) Grimer
11) Muk
Sound like STI related things to me!

Nothing says I'm a fat insecure loser like posting
"feeling so down" on Facebook to try and prompt reponses like
"why what's up?"
Because if you actually wrote why your down in the first place no one would care or comment.

I think I'm going on facebook too much, I had my maths exam today and one of the questions showed a diagram and asked "What is the relationship between angle A and angle B?"
All i could think was "it's complicated."