So apparently my level 60 in Farmville is not sufficient enough work experience to get onto the agriculture course at my local university. Oh well at least theres always the level 52 in Cafe world to fall back on.
Following on from Facebook's enormous success, I've come up with a great idea that will enable people to track down old school friends and help them to get in contact with each other.
I'm going to call it "Telephonebook".
I love this time of year. The sun is out, the weathers warm, more importantly the holiday pictures are up!
No-one has sent me any videos to watch or pictures to look at on Facebook today.
Shares must be down.
Saw this on twibbon, they didn't need to tell us it was about america.
"We believe that America was founded on the principles of individual freedom, limited government, and a free market. We acknowledge that this is a republic and that WE are the majority. We will remain quite no longer."
13 supporters
Can we get more jokes that my yank friends on facebook can understand when they read my status?
Internet connection, 15.
Laptop, 300.
Course in computer programming, 3,000 a year.
Hacking your sister's Facebook to get to her nudes, priceless.
Some things in life, you can't buy, for everything else, there's mastercard.
On Facebook my wife recently joined the group, " Real men don't cheat on, lie to, or abuse women".
For a moment I was worried about my masculinity but luckily I remembered that I only abuse our children.
Facebook page: "height, age, size, doesn't matter, aslong as the two people are happy!"
Trying using that in court.
i joined a social networking site for alcoholics the other day. Its called offyourfacebook
"Flying off to the sun? Get instant flight updates with Bing."
Why would anyone want to willingly fly into a giant flaming ball of hydrogen?
I think my Twitter account is run by a teenage fast food worker. Every time I log in it tells me: "The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it".
Facebook thumbnails bring new meaning to the saying "pretty from far but far from pretty"...
If I had a penny for every time someone put 'I can't sleep' on Facebook. I would have enough to buy them some Nytol.
I see loads of people out there offering 'follow for follow' on Twitter but it appears Imogen Thomas is the only one offering 'swallow for follow'.
So thanks to facebook i now know it's christmas tomorrow.
Paki name? - Check
Repeatedly updating status? - Check
Cartoon for profile picture? - Check
No. I wont add you as a friend Mohammed Khan.
If Twitter raised their character limit from 140 to 200, it would allow 90 million Germans to finish their sentence.
How about instead of posting your life story all over Facebook you get a diary?
My wife is a bit like my Facebook profile,
Lots of fun to begin with, checking it out all the time,
Now it's lucky to get 5 minutes attention a day,
and it's been poked by most of my friends.
When seeing a friend has been tagged in a photo on your main feed in facebook, and upon seeing that it's a cute photo of them as a young girl, maybe "phwooar! Looking hot ;)" was not an appropriate comment to leave.
Friends re-united.
Facebook For people with real friends.
Instead of breaching copyrighted material for my Facebook picture, I'm just not going to hit a child for a while
I threatened to beat my son if he didnt change his Facebook pic in support of the NSPCC.
Child abuse makes me sick
Facebook is that one last deep breath before kicking the stool away.