I was recently invited to join a group on Facebook called "RIP Michael Jackson"
So I joined, and did exactly that.
I was promptly removed from said group.
Facebook Groups. Making us all realise we are not as unique as we think.
I've just seen the group on facebook: "Manchester United is my Religion, Old Trafford is my Church."
I'm Catholic and I never go to Church either.
A 19 year old man is accused of hacking into more than 500 thousand Facebook accounts and sending nearly 27 million unwanted messages.
If convicted he faces up to 6 years hard labour in FarmVille.
I am getting slightly ticked off now as I have waited a good few days,
and Kevin McGee still hasn't accepted my Facebook friend request.
Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy...
Oh sorry, I thought this was Facebook.
I've been following you for almost a year. I know everything you've said, everything you've done, who you talk to.
Twitter's great ain't it?
The amount of time spent on Facebook is inversely proportional to the amount of actual friends you have.
My wife just sent me a message on facebook saying I was two-faced.
I was so annoyed, I give her a right earful,
then logged into my other account and backed myself up.
The joys of Facebook.
The current girlfriend and the secret girlfriend are both commenting on a picture of me and the future girlfriend.
The wife had 400 friends on facebook until she put her photo on there. Now has only 2.
I was on FaceBook when I seen this comment:
Maxi Lopez: The new Halo:Reach is going to be launched at midnight across the UK tonight! and for those people who actually have a life: Babestation is on channel 906
Am I the only one who sees the irony in this?
Facebook is a woman. A man would never ask, "What's on your mind?"
My friend told me that he thought I was addicted to Facebook.
So I poked him and posted a status containing my dislike for him.
TVGUIDE: 10pm tonight, The Inbetweeners..
I'm shocked at the news this morning that AOL plan to close down bebo because of the fall in users, I do please encourage people to join my facebook group "save bebo."
My Facebook status currently reads "does anybody know how to stop chronic diarrhoea?".
I've had several thumbs up so far.
ELIZABETH FRITZL is stuck in again all day today.
(23 minutes ago)
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I have just opened up a Facebook account, which I have called 'No One'.
Now, whenever I send someone a friend request, they read 'No One wants to be your friend' on their screen.
And people wonder why the human race has such simple pleasures.
BBC NEWS 'Boy detained for Facebook murder'
What did he do? Poke him to death?
I'm constantly on instant messenger, chat rooms and facebook, and because of this my girlfriend says I'm unable to show emotion.
I was surprised, so I pulled this face :-O
So sad. The oldest person on Bebo has died aged 23.
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The last time I updated my status on Facebook, I posted it in Chinese.
9 people riked it.