Facebook.
The only place in life where it isn't frowned upon to poke you sister.

Was just looking through facebook and saw a Group reading 'My mind was blown when i found that OK looks like a sideways person'
I was thinking of creating a group similar to this; 'My mind was blown away when that Muslim got on the train'

In Today's News.
Facebook accused of refusing to protect children from paedophiles.
As a 12 year old boy looking for sincere innocent friendships on the internet I am really worried.

What's the difference between sickipedia jokes and facebook statuses?
No seriously...

BBC News: Facebook founders wealth grows by 245%
He must get 0.1% extra every time someone clicks refresh

Everywhere I've been today people have been wearing shirts with "#" on them.
It appears to be trending worldwide.

I hate people on Facebook who post about how sad they are just for their friends' attention.
It makes me so sad that I just want to kill myself!

I got A friend request on a forum by username ''Doyoulovemen69''
Didn't know what to do because my options were 'confirm' and 'not now'.

Facebook is generally spot on when it recommends people. I do indeed know most of them.
I just really wish I didn't.

Privacy is very important to me.
That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook.

There's a group that's been around for a while on facebook - "For every 20 members, I'll give 5 to a charity in Namibia"
Group members: 6

I keep seeing people writing on Facebook about FML.
Is Football Manager really already up to it's 2050 edition?

Facebook administrators won't allow me to register my daughter as my wife.
Hopefully my group campaign will teach 'em...

Two University of California, Davis students are facing charges after police say they tortured two hamsters with a cigarette lighter and posted a video of the incident on Facebook.
Richard Gere alerted authorities when he recognized the hamsters.

Facebook group reads 'Be the man. Text me first'
A much better one would be 'You're the woman. Make me a sandwich'

Facebook places-helping Stalkers since 2010

Facebook: Not making me beat my child up since December, 2010.

My wife is annoyed that I keep poking other girls on Facebook.
In our bed.

A Facebook status Is like a marriage, you hope yours will do well but when it doesn't you get rid of it

War's breaking out. There's constant threat of terrorism. Mother Nature is destroying countries. There's a possibillity of the world ending next year.. What have these all got in common?
None of them upset or anger the British community more than the new Facebook layout.

I Keep getting threatening messages off someone on facebook called "Scrumpy Jack"!!
I hate cider bullies!!

Facebook isn't the only place I poke under-aged children.

Facebook - Bringing paedophiles the Names, Ages and Locations, of all the children in their neighbourhood.

Does anyone else feel really offended when somebody deletes them from Facebook,
even though you didn't actually know them?

Facebook Recommended Pages:
"Suicide"
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