"Schoolboy, 15, hangs himself after 'being plagued by online bullies' "
See, it's not nice calling people forum rats.
BBC News: "Indian plane crash kills scores"
So that's why all my jokes are doing so badly this morning.
You know you've took a wrong turn when all WiFi Networks are gang names.
yesterday i was told i was the 999,999th visitor to this website and won a prize- logged on today to find i am still the 999,999th visitor.
I am alone on the internet........
Just seen a Facebook group called: 'Join if u say "b-e-a-u-ti-ful when writing beatiful!'
Clearly they forgot to say it the second time round...
So there is a huge power cut across India, over 300 million people affected directly...
Are they including those of us who can't call for tech support?
Did you know every time you press F5 a paki dies?
nothing says you're an illiterate 12 year old boy who's uncle makes you do things you don't understand like starting your sentences without a capital letter.
Seen on facebook how many 'likes' girls get when they post pictures of their babies on there walls. So I thought I would give it try.
Didn't go down well. know where near as popular as I thought. And the mother and father where furious.
Emile Heskey's wife is to divorce him after he didn't buy her the anniversary present she wanted online.
Apparently he couldn't find the net.
I think British rail have taken over the Sickipedia forums
Running slow,running late ,permanent connection problems ,and at peak times......not running at all.
I find it very difficult to imagine a life without Sickipedia...
Having a job, having a girlfriend, having friends, owning my own house, owning my own car...
A place where there's no right or wrong, freedom to do whatever you say and whatever you want.
Some would call this heaven.
I call it Sickipedia.
It always amuses me that no matter how hard i try to find a nice girl, when I go onto the internet I'm told there are always plenty of "Hot women who want me in my local area".
DATABASE Lenency too high.
There are 854 looking at this page.
Time to update the Commodore 64 lads
Sickipedia Stand-up Comedy Night - do YOU want to do 5 months in intensive care, under 24/7 Police guard ?
Get in touch ASAP.
If people on Match.com were so brilliant and funny and intelligent, surely they would have girlfriends?
Just seen this group on facebook: Join if you've lost your mum/dad in asda, tesco or co-op ect
That happened to me but we all laugh about it now.
Except my mum, she was crushed under the cans of beans that fell on her.
I just got the job as a History teacher at a local school.
In my first lesson I said, 'there are 3 things you need to know about history.'
I was thrilled when I heard about InPrivate browsing. I've cleared my history so many times it's forgotten who the Romans are.
Some people have claimed they spend too much time on Sickipedia because they learn the news from the joke.
That's nothing, the only reason i knew it were mothers day on Sunday was because of this site.
So you lot think your a pretty tough crowd eh?
I bet you've never asked a bus load of Black Panther members where you can find the nearest Klan meeting?
Yeah, didn't think so!
The Wellington Hospital
St Johns Wood
London NW8 9LE
Why is it that you suddenly turn into a comedy genius when the sickipedia screen says "slow down there tiger you have to wait 59 minutes to post another joke"?
I met my last 4 girlfriends on this very site... and now my boss has fired me....... I pulled too many Sicki's
I'm planning on making a new Facebook account with the name "benefits" ...That way when a few people add me, it'll say "X and 6 other people are now friends with benefits"