Don't you just love Sickipedia?
I place full of paedophiles, thieves, murderers and rapists.
Yet blacks are preyed upon for being paedophiles, thieves, murderers and rapists.

My internet connection was running so slow today.
To speed things up, I knocked at my neighbours house and asked if they could place their router a little bit closer to the window.

Posting 2 jokes is like swimming after eating.
You're supposed to wait an hour, but no one does.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on reviving annoying bandwagons.
The Librarian says, "You're out of luck; Trevmeister took it out 9 hours ago."

It was the funeral of the wife's mother yesterday.
At the graveside I broke down in tears.
"Thought you didn't like her?" the wife whispered.
"I didn't. But seeing her being buried reminds me of what happens to most of my jokes".

I just took an online quiz called "How Gullible Are You?"
Result? "Thank You for sharing all your personal information for market research."

BBC News; What does your profile picture say about you?
Mine says I'm "NOT" a 40 year old paedophile and rather that I am a teenage girl.

Seen the group on Facebook "Boy who snapped his COD in half to show how much his girlfriend means to him". I must say I don't know how snapping a fish in half proves anything.

When Windows displays a "You have performed an illegal operation" message, do you think your computer has noticed your internet history and is trying to rat you out?

What do Travis Barker and Sickipedia have in common?
Both crashed over the weekend!

My mother asked me earlier if I knew of any good porcelain websites as she was looking for a large container to keep water in.
I suggested trying the obvious, BIGJUGS.COM
Very misleading.

Did anyone else notice how Americium is one of the densest elements on the periodic table?

I just had a pop-up ad that read "Sorry, this campaign is now over".
So lets get this right. You thought nothing of creating a piece of malignant adware to breach my firewall, exploit my computer's vulnerabilities and imbed itself in my hard drive, yet you feel the need to apologise because your campaign is over?
You're like a rapist who says sorry for the lack of foreplay.

745 guest online and 130 users online.
How are they able to tell who's a drug addict and who isn't?

People say that sickipedia has no educational value
I disagree. This is the place where a lot of people learn that they aren't funny.

Why is it that sickipedians are so harsh on improper grammar, yet do not know the difference between duplicate and replicate?

My wife says that we have 'communication problems' and that we never get to talk properly.. I said.. "you are completely overreacting as we always get to talk to eachother"...... then she went offline.

Just think of all the cool things that happened before Youtube was invented that no one will ever see.

Wylis wrote:
The duplicate checker on here is about as effective as the one in China!
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Wylis wrote:
The duplicate checker on here is about as effective as the one in China!

I saw an advert that said 'Get ripped in 3 weeks!'
I thought, that's a bit unrealistic

You know you're on Sickipedia too much when you read a jokes score before you decide to read it.

I love this site. It always lets me win things.
Yesterday I was the 999,999th visitor, and today i'm the 888,888th visitor.
How lucky is that?

Apparenlty Josef Fritzl's daughter's video evidence is 11 hours long. I do hope they bring it out as a dvd box set.

If you're a religious person there's no such thing as inprivate browsing.
God is always watching.

A sickipedia mod walks into a library looking for a book on upgrading servers... librarian says "this has got to be a joke!"