Recreate the danger of a parachute jump in safety by visiting Google Earth and clicking the scroll bar until you reach the ground. Add realism to the exercise by putting a fan on blowing full in your face.

Please read: A personal appeal from an author of 2,463 Wikipedia articles.
I'm guessing it's an appeal for a girlfriend.

I was in a restaurant last night and the waiter asked me to cover his shift for 60 seconds.
I thought; "Wait a minute..."

My Dad was diagnosed with terminal cancer last month but all my Facebook friends changed their status' for an hour and now he's going to live a long and fruitful life

I tried insulting Tinie Tempah on Twitter. He replied with "lol".
I can check him off on my "Misleading Names" list.

In the real world, the saying goes "innocent until proven guilty."
In the internet world, the saying should be "male until proven female."

I can't remember whether I spend all my spare time on Sickipedia because I don't have a girlfriend, or I don't have a girlfriend because I spend all my spare time on Sickipedia.

So who else's first reaction to the tragic death of Michael Jackson was... "SICKIPEDIA"? I wonder how many jokes have already been made?

Parents, please stop using your kids as your profile picture on Facebook.
I don't like sending raunchy messages to you.

You know that something good has happened when theres over 7000 people all trying to get on Sickipedia at the same time

I showed my mum Sickipedia this morning.
She said, "I'm not too keen on the horrible four-letter 'F' word."
I said, "Nah, Fles is all right once you know him."

I noticed that wikipedia.org is trying to raise 7.5 million dollars.
I'd help, but I'm British, and I use pounds.

No duplicates.
No Americans.
No server crashes.
Carlsberg don't make Sickipedia...

Gordon Brown is worried because in recent elections he hasn't had many votes, maybe he should post an anti-American joke on sickipedia, that seems to work for everyone on here.

So I clicked onto Sickipedia just now, and saw "Database Latency To High".
Naturally, I was straight on the BBC website to check if Elton John had died... You still have time to upgrade the servers Sickipedia.

It's nice to know that Facebook can be used for something other than stalking underage girls.

Whoever took Maddie must have been a sickipedian.
They looked in the first bedroom saw the twins and thought, "can't be bothered with duplicates".

"Post jokes whilst America's sleeping"
Seems good advice, Thanks
However what time exactly is this,
cos I think they just sleep in between snacks

Just saw the Google UK Top 10 Searches of 2009.
1. Facebook
2. BBC
3. YouTube
4. Hotmail
5. Games
6. eBay
7. News
8. Google
9. Yahoo
10. Bebo
So I have two questions: how are Americans ending up on the UK Google... and why are they still searching for Google?

Great little prank for Facebook chat:
Click on anyone randomly and type
"I couldn't be bothered taking her to the abortion clinic, so I just did it myself"
Then type, "Oops sorry wrong convo!"
The responses are priceless!

Special Offer: Free TV guide and local weather forecast with every facebook account.

Sky news -
'Stricken Cruise Ship Gets Spam Airdrop'
Congratulations, You are the 999,999th cruise ship to visit these waters.........

There's a bit of a misconception going on here. Telling jokes about any subject, however unpleasant, says nothing about you as an individual. Writing racist jokes about (enter your ethnic minority here) does not make you a racist. Writing paedophile jokes does not make you a paedophile. Writing jokes about fat stupid Americans, just means you're being brutally honest.

Am I the only one who's worried that once Wikipedia goes black it'll never go back?

I see they have blocked the Internet in Egypt.
No more online pyramid schemes then?