Just saw the Facebook group "Join If You Lost An Friend Or Relative from 2000-2009"
RIP The Creator's English Teacher
Every site I go on, there's an advert pressing me to have a personal avatar done
But I wont be drawn.
Im the only one in my family who uses Sickipedia, I didnt realise the search engine shares the same history as some Google search engines.
They now think Im a racist paedophile who pranks librarians.
You know you've been on sickipedia too much if the advert about Osama and Bush in the top right corner no longer annoys you.
You can almost do anything online these days..
you can even hang out the washing!
Coming soon to a town near you....
"SICKIPEDIA THE MUSICAL"
Featuring all your favourite songs,
"We hate Americans"
"My girlfriend is 8 years old"
"Who's in the cellar daddy?"
"Maddie.......I love you..... but you're dead"
Warning! DO NOT use Facebook and Sickipedia whilst drunk: now my entire family, friends and ex-boss know exactly what I want to do with my seven-year-old twin girls, a ball gag, a jar of marmite and a weekend in a Premier Inn.
I love internet dating sites.
Now I can stay in and be a failure in private.
I've just watched my favourite episode of Friends. It's The One With Ross's Death Announced On A Sick Joke Website.
A Chinese man walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the Wong face?"
Madeleine McCann, Kanye West and Michael Jackson walk into a database....
Its latency becomes too high.
The place where i work has recently installed Websense to block certain websites.
When i try to log into Sickipedia it tells me that this site has been banned for being "Tasteless and Innapropriate" ..
Yet it allows me to log into the Big Brother website with ease,????
Whats going on ??
Got invited to a group before, "All facebook users in one group", but i clicked ignore. Is there any point in the group now?
I was very disappointed when I saw the jokes my 11 year old son had been posting on Sickipedia. To set a good example, I told him what he was doing was totally out of order and that if he ever duplicated my jokes again I would report him to a moderator.
Sickiphrantic (adj.) Continually refreshing your browser after posting a joke to see if it's been voted down.
Whilst browsing Facebook, I came across this status update:
'Someone became a fan of RIP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED OF CANCER'
Oh, the subtle difference between RIP and R.I.P.
A man has delivered a baby based on instructions he found on YouTube.
I guess that works alright, as long as the birth doesn't last more than 9 minutes.
Has anyone else noticed that whenever you receive a text message and the sender has put LOL at the end, it's never in the slightest bit funny? I always make sure I send a reply though... FO!
My two biggest mistakes in life were getting married and clicking "reveal joke" down there.
Matthew Pyke got stabbed 86 times after an internet gaming debate. I say that's fair enough.
Anyone who survived 85 stab wounds must have been cheating.
My mate went on Facebook moaning about his girlfriend cheating on him, whereas I go on sickipedia and brag about me banging his girlfriend.
You can tell Facebook is an american site...
''You took the quiz "One Word That Decribes You!!!" and the result is Party Animal!!!''
Apparently, 'posted a joke on Sickipedia that scored over 1000' isn't appropriate to put under 'achievements' on a CV.
I'm extremely worried about this 'Ban Sickipedia' group on Facebook. What would I do without Sickipedia?
Probably go out, get a job, a girlfriend....
All the tag cloud says at the moment is "Disabled due to inconsiderate people dying". To be honest those words are usually in there anyway.