As a student, tomorrow is a very big day for me. I will get up as early as possible, rush to my computer, and get straight onto the internet. I'll probably call my friends too.
It's very exciting when Notdoppler chooses it's new thursday Game of the Week.
So Facebook has just added a live feed of what each friend is doing.
This is going to make stalking pictures very awkward...
The 21st Century.
When 'love at first sight' became 'love at first photo'.
If all the people on this site dedicated as much effort trying get a girlfriend as they do finding duplicates and checking spelling, Sickipedia would be left with just a handful of gingers.
According to statistics 42 people will die on English roads today. So personally I think they should put 42 murderers, paedophiles --and rapists on a bus and crash it very early in the morning to make roads safer for everybody else for the rest of the day.
In other news, police are working on tracking down the posters of sickipedia's top 42 jokes for a new operation.
Let's face it, all of us are far too handsome and interesting to use this website's new dating service.
I mean, personally, I feel I'm good enough to pull girls on Club Penguin.
Have you heard about that anti-Muslim Internet provider?
It's called Pork pork.
Great so Google is 13 years old and already thinks it knows everything
What is it with this new face book? Its suggesting I actually talk to people instead of just browse through their photos and have a lurk, that's a sure fire way to get me deleted, good one facebook.
Is anyone else sitting here, with 3 separate internet explorer windows up?
Sickipedia, Redtube and BBC news.
Why have separate windows when you can have one window and separate tabs?
Putting a joke on sickipedia is like being a paedophile vicar at a wedding. You start off with good intentions then a couple of minutes later find yourself staring at the bottom of the page.
Dail Mail : Extra million 'silver surfers' go online as one in four internet users are now over 50.
Translation - one in four internet users are old dirty peados.
"Dad, am I okay to download this new software?"
"Is it safe?"
"Well, loads of people have got it!"
"Loads of people have got AIDS but that isn't safe"
I'm disgusted by some people, parasites and predators using the internet to pray on the naive and feeble minded.....
I'm also offering 12/1 on Chelsea winning the champion's firstname.lastname@example.org
Facebook Group: "PROVEN all MEN are not able to see a horse in this illusion BUT all women can!" - Is it a mirror?
BBC News: Chile miners shown in new video.
It's going to be a follow up to a viral video that took the Internet by storm a few years back.
No facebook I don't want to use your friend finder, if I had friends to find I would be outside with them not sitting at my computer on facebook
The No1 search on Yahoo! at the moment is David Beckham.
I think I might be able to help there... he's in Finland.
What have illegal downloads and very wet weather got in common?
Torrents shall reign.
My cousin said having both parents die in a car crash was the most depressing thing that's ever happened to her.
She's obviously never got her hopes up after posting a joke on Sickipedia, having it voted up a few times in the first couple of minutes, only to find it's been buried when you refresh the page 5 minutes later.
The problem with the Internet is that I'm becoming hardened to acts of extreme violence.
Yesterday whilst out shopping I got an erection watching a tramp being beaten up.
I have just told iTunes that I've read and agreed to their Terms Of Service when I actually haven't! I've never felt more alive!!
Why do people feel the need to lie about their achievements to strangers on the internet?
Then again, if I hadn't invented the microchip and penicillin maybe I'd lie too.
Plusnet 'A call centre down't road' ,
In Bradford.... So your call will still be answered by someone who doesn't speak English and doesn't understand a word you're saying.
Actually the call centre is in Sheffield. The joke is still funny though.
Boy1 : Do you know there is still life beyond Internet
Boy2 : Really..???!!... Give me the link..