I hate it when pople think that leaving out or inserting a comma or full stop is irrelevant.
Try telling that to the sickipedia duplicate checker.
Well that's the longest time I've ever spent with my wife and kids. Thanks sickipedia for that little meltdown!
I was recreating silent comic Harold Lloyd's famous clock scene when I thought, "Hold on a minute".
Jimmy Wales is getting on my nerves, he keeps asking me for money on wikipedia in a banner at the top. maybe if he replaced that banner with an advert...
Big news from microsoft...
They haven't found a security flaw in Internet Explorer for at least two days now.
Prayers to God can be compared to "pokes" on Facebook.
A pointless feature that will often be ignored but only used when the person is extremely bored.
My dad has taken to punishing my by removing my internet privelliges
I hope he likes bodily fluids in his coffee.
"Tiger Woods Wife Not Allowed in Ambulance"
But the black man was? Something needs to change.
On this the 14th of march we mark the one year anniversary of a tragedy in world culture. Today marks the one year anniversary of the time when sickipedia crashed for three days straight because everyone wanted to make fun of jade goody.
May we never forget how we came so close to the brink of annihilation.
I am a Christian, white, anorexic videogame playing teen.
My dad is a muslim, black, overweight jock.
We came on Sickipedia together.
And were considered close enough to be duplicates.
I like this new "DNS failure" feature on Facebook. It means that 9 months from today, many children will be born.
Show the girls how tough you are by posting pictures of your black ops kill death ratio on facebook
Me and my mate have just had a big fall out. He's just been involved in a major car crash which left him with a paralysed spine a dead mum and dad and a written off car.
Apparently asking him when he's going to upload the pics on to facebook is unacceptable
It's my 30th birthday tomorrow. I'm completely unknown and have never accomplished anything. I have no job and no prospects.
Looking forward to seeing what Google has planned for me though.
How do you know you spend too much time on sickipedia:
See the Facebook-Group "Feed a Child with a click" and need more than one try to read "click"...
Going to have stop spending all day on sickipedia and get a job.
Just found out they're stopping my Joke Seekers Allowance.
I wanted a joke about Josef Fritzl today, so naturally I went on Sickipedia.
It was only when I looked through the categories did I think that it's only this site where you'd consider looking for a domestic rapist under 'celebrities'.
So you're buying your better half an anniversary present and you don't want her to find out. Just turn on in-private browsing and get ripped in 4 weeks.
I started a facebook group a few months ago called 'Talking to people in the real word'
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Today, I was desparately looking through my local internet connections that were unlocked near my work place. I didn't find one but I found the best internet router name ever: 'pretty fly for a wi-fi'
A lot of people have started following me recently, makes me feel popular, but I'm quite scared, I don't even have twitter.
I was browsing on the interwebs yesterday when i came across something that disgusted me to my very core.
I believe it was 'Pre-teen Emmalene drilled hard' or something of that nature. It made me sick.
Why, why in this day in age would you name a child Emmalene?
She was only the cricketers daughter, but she could take a full toss in her crease.
Any notice that the new Google Instant is like a very annoying person who answers a question before you've finished saying the question and they've got it wrong!
It would seem someone has been caught cheating by repeatedly changing their IP address to vote up their own jokes.
Does IP mean "Internet Pikey"?