"Girl, 17, who 'met man on internet' is found murdered on farm track"
Obviously you people are more experienced then me, where can I hide the body so it can't be found next time?
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Not the only thing that just experienced extreme load.
Logged onto sickipedia and got greeted with, "Welcome back UnluckyFriedKitten, would you like to go clubbing this weekend?" Well thanks, but I still have that pending court case with Green Peace, you know how it is...
It is considered "creepy" by the facebook community to post "*fap* *fap* *fap*" on pictures of your friends first scan.
My doctor recently diagnosed me with Internet Addiction.
Luckily enough I've joined 46 online forums to help me overcome my problem.
I think Google Circles should have been called Google Rings. I just think it sounds better
For example, if I added a girl from work she would getting a message saying:
'David would like to be in your ring'
Has anyone got a time machine I can borrow so I can catch the Hammerfall UK tour?
I find it sad that I got into a fight over the game Farmville.
I find it even sadder that this fight was on Mafia Wars.
Just got an email from GameStop about a new "Black Friday" deal
Buy nothing, take anything?
BBC Sport: "Hammers destroy Man United"
3 guys 1 hammer has been out for how long? And they're just picking this news up?
Egypt has responded to hundreds of thousands of protesters by shutting down the internet.
Listen, if you want people to stay home and do nothing, turn the internet back on.
I don't care if Google Chrome is more secure or Firefox supports more add-ons, there's only one thing I look for when deciding which web browser to use:
How fast it can clear the internet history.
I think most people would actually rather look at a few adverts than having to stomach Jimmy Wales' smirking face everytime they want to find something out.
It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine"
Me? On MSN? Don't be silly. I have a social life outside, not sitting on the computer all day like some sad nerd.
And (yn) it will stay that way.
Why does the Sickipedia homepage offer help, when only the most experienced contributors should ever really seek it?
You know when your fisting animals, shouting racist comments, punching your wife, and raping the neighbours?
If you don't then why are you on Sickipedia?
"British girl, 9, killed in rafting tragedy in Turkey"
No Google, that's not what I was asking for when I searched for 'watersports with underage girls'.
I just got sent a picture message from a girl I was talking to over the internet I replied asking for a picture she has not used with the fat booth iPhone app, still waiting for her to get back to me.
Just opened the tub of Uranium-235 I bought 704 million years ago to find it half empty! Absolutely disgraceful service, this is why I don't trust eBay.
Facebook should have an option to not post to Your profile that You have added someone better looking than Your partner behind there back.
It would save those mad panicking seconds of waiting for Your profile to load so You can delete it manually before they find out.
Isn't it brilliant that a quick browse of sickipedia lasts just long enough for videos on xtube to buffer? The only problem is that as soon as it finishes buffering, I tend to drop what ever I'm doi
Phew. OK, sorry, where was I?
Everyone at the moment seems to be so upset that LimeWire got shut down, and quite frankly I'm sickened by the number of my friends who used it.
I mean, everyone knows torrents are way better for pirating music anyway.
"Facebook release new relationship statuses"
Shame they don't offer 'in a violent relationship'
Recently i was going through my mails and i happend to see a mail..it read
"There was once a 16 year old girl named Julianne.Inspite of being pretty and smart and a sweet blonde girl she was ignored and hated by all for no apparent reason.Even her parents hated and ignored her.Atlast she couldnt take it anymore and hung herself.Now send this to 15 people you know or Julianne will be in your bed tonight exactly at 12.00 midnight."
And I was like....So.... who's complaining?? *wink*