Dear Sickipedia,
I hacked into your database server and changed the background colour to white. It appears to be working again.

Sickipedia always seems quieter on a Sunday morning.
Are all the wife-beating racists in church?

You know you spend too much time on Sickipedia when you start looking for the arrow to vote your work e-mails down.

I think someone needs to go into the library and ask for a book on lowering database latency...

What's the difference between Sickipedia and a comedian suffering from Alzheimer's?
The comedian doesn't repeat his jokes quite as often.

The Chinese government have warned Google that it will "Pay the consequences" if they don't abide by their censorship laws.
Google's reply: "I'm feering rucky!"

Start a facebook group to keep Simon Cowell's X-factor song off the Christmas No.1 and you are hailed as a national hero. Do exactly the same thing to keep his charity single for Haiti off the top spot and you receive all kinds of abuse and death threats.
Honestly, the British public can be so fickle sometimes.

I fear the day Facebook decides to inform users of who has viewed their profile...
....and how many times.

I just bought 4 spots in 'Hot Jokes of the Day' off one of Sickipedia's admins for 3.25.
It wasn't anything dodgy, he just sold me a copy of Viz.

I like to think of the internet as my own personal playground.
In that most things I do in playgrounds are sick, illegal, and involve masturbation.

Somewhere in the West Country there is sat a farmer playing Officeville.

How many of you, after deleting your browsing history, quickly visit your usual
websites such as Hotmail, Sickipedia and Facebook just so it doesn't look too obvious?

the main two differences between flight 93 and sickipedia..
flight 93 only crashed once... and it was funny

You know you've lost it when your main ambition is to have your joke featured on the left hand side of the Sickipedia homepage.

In the year 3000, youtube, twitter and facebook will merge into one huge time wasting website called 'YouTwitFace'.

I went on to Ask Jeeves the other day. I asked:
"Why is Google so much better than you?"

Facebook has 500 million users? I'm three of them.

I have just opened up a Facebook account, which I have called 'No One'.
Now, whenever I send someone a friend request, they read 'No One wants to be your friend' on their screen.
And people wonder why the human race has such simple pleasures.

Welcome to Sickipedia: Where men are men, women are women, and children are molested.

How do you know when you've spent too much time on Sickipedia?
When your girlfriend and mates keep asking -
"What's up? You're quiet this weekend! Haven't you got any new jokes?"

Some critics have claimed that the content of this website encourages deviant behaviour.
To them, I say; look at at this way. If I didn't spend all my spare time reading and posting jokes on here, I'd be out walking the streets, and your women and children wouldn't be safe...

One day you accidentally mis-type the address to wikipedia, the next, you're instantly suspicious of black people and can't help but feel your wife spends too much time out of the kitchen.

I couldn't get a ticket for the 21st anniversary Hillsborough Memorial service. But my mate's a policeman and he opened the side gates to let me in.

So it's now acceptable to use the word 'Facebook' as a verb.
Well in that case, I just Sickipedia'd your daughter.

Stuck in a dark place for 69 days without washing, wishing you had friends with you..
Your average World Of Warcraft Gamer