I work with a black, fat, midget, alcoholic, disabled lesbian with a Down's Sydrome brother. Yesterday I showed her Sickipedia and she wasn't offended once.
Thank god she's blind!
I wonder if Eskimo's clog up their friend's news feeds with statuses and pictures of dry patches.
If the internet had never been invented, I certainly wouldn't be the person I am today...
Common internet comment made under a youtube video or facebook post that reads just one word:
Are they really qualified to make that call?
I couldn't get on to this website this afternoon so I exitedly checked BBC news to see who'd died.
My son asked me what life was like before the internet.
I told him to Google it.
Andy Smith doesn't like people switching between first and third person on their facebook status, in fact I hate it.
Today, I went to meet a girl I met on Facebook.
When I met her, I was shocked to see that her actual appearance didn't match that of her Facebook pic.
The words "Stock Photo" weren't even written on her Forehead.
My wife said, "You've been nothing but stupid for the past fortnight".
I said, "I think you'll find it's only been for the last two weeks, actually".
Just about the only place you can get away with poking dead people.
AVG Anti-virus Website: "110 Million People Trust AVG"
Yeah, and a further 6.8 Billion people don't.
My friend was telling me about how the Zimbabwean government is the most corrupt thing in the world.
Clearly, he has never seen the Sickipedia voting system.
Microsoft "In Private" browsing.
Trying to reduce the divorce rate since 2009.
I swear that I just saw a tranny on a confused.com advert. I think he/she misunderstood what they were advertising.
I feel sorry for the guy at the top left of the google chrome incognito screen.
THE THINGS HE HAS SEEN!!
I think I'm in trouble.
I went into my browser and clicked Clear History.
Now I've just looked up 'internet' on Wikipedia and it hasn't been invented.
How do I go about placing an advert on Sickipedia?
I've a missing child advert that needs a placing and thought you guys would be the best help.
News: Wikipedia is 10 years old today!
In actual fact it's seven, because I edited the history page last night.
LoveFilm.com: There's no late returns fee.
Good, because I've just flogged them all on ebay.
I've got no objection to Andy Parsons stealing jokes from Sickipedia.
But building a time machine so he can go into the future and nick them before they've even been posted is just sneaky.
Just seen on the moneysavingexpert.com a link for a free epilepsy ID card and decided to order one.
I have no idea what I'm gonna use it for but I'm sure that it will fit in my wallet.
I met my wife 10 years ago in a library when I was going through serious depression, and can truly say I wish I had only picked up the book I went in for.
Just searched on Google for 'anagram'.
Results came back -
"Did you mean: nag a ram"
Watch out Sickipedia, new comedian in town!
Sickipedia is a lot like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there's anything good, but nothing ever changes.
When I see "Reveal the rest of this joke" I know there's no point reading it as it'll be too big to copy and paste in Facebook.