Dear facebook status readers,
That joke you're going to post is from Sickipedia. There's an easy way round this: look at the "Top 10" jokes first, if it's not there, go to "More from today", it's more than likely it'll be there.
Kind regards.

'The server is experiencing extreme load. Please try again later.'
Who died?

"What's that Timmy? All of your friends have changed their facebook pictures to cartoons? Well, that's okay then, no beatings tonight."

I hate it when the jokes on the site are set out exactly how they are on facebook
Like if you agree

I think ChatRoullete should ban all these users who make it worse for the rest of us.
No one wants to see a fat girl pop up when you're tossing away.

I need all of you Sickipedians to help me.
Just recently, my son was murdered by a black man, who then escaped and was never caught...
I need all of you to go out and shoot ANYBODY befitting this description. Please, do it for my son...

I really hope the Sickipedia maintenance team is not undergoing all these changes with a Bear with them.
In my experience, Bears do not do well around computers.

My Asian girlfriend enjoys my musical door bell, despite it going on for ages....
she love my long chime.

First Steven Griffiths, then Gary Coleman and finally Derrick Bird.
That's 3 Sickipedia members we've lost in the past week.

"facebook and Twitter used in search for missing architect Jo Yeates"
Call me pedantic, but don't you need to go OUTSIDE to find someone?

Royal Marines Advert:
"If you think you've got what it takes to be a royal marine, search for us online or find us on facebook"
I just googled 'Royal Marines' and found them, looks like I've got what it takes to be one

I was browsing the internet when a message popped up requiring me to upgrade my flash.
So I threw away my trench coat and bought a cashmere instead.

"403 Forbidden: The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it."
Wow, never in my life... The internet just stood up for itself!

Mistakenly typed Facebonk into Google search 2 minutes ago
Just bookmarked Facebonk a minute ago

I walked in on the wife on the Internet.
"You're like a spider!" I said.
"Because I'm always on the web?" she giggled.
"No. I want you out of my house as soon as possible."

The two sliders on the Wonga.com website should really be
"How much cocaine do you want?"
and
"When are you selling your car?".

Mr facebook Mark Zuckerberg wants us to live in a more connected world....
But to do this he wants us to sit on our own in front of the computer

You know you're spending too much time on Sickipedia when you start having dreams about the tag cloud.

In the beginning, the Word existed. The Word was with Humour and the Word was Funny.
Funny existed in the beginning with Humour.
Through Humour all Jokes were made, and apart from the Jokes nothing was funny that has been funny.
In Humour was Laughs, and those Laughs brought life to Sickipedia.
And the laughs reverberated through the silence, and the silence has never extinguished them.
After the beginning, there were more Words, and the Words were Duplicates of the Word and were not Funny.
And the Laughs saw that the Words were not the Word and cast them out into the pit of Merge/Deletion.
The pit of Merge/Deletion was a crowded place without Humour and there were no Laughs but Cries of Unfunny.
The King of the pit of Merge/Deletion was Old Nicked Jokes and he set about planting Demons in the land of Sickipedia to eat into the hearts and souls of Jokers and to test them with the Temptation of the Unfunny.

Does anyone else read their ebay feedback over and over again to make themselves feel better?
Nope? No one?

Sickipedia has become totally overrun by kids finding humour in Pokemon, Facebook and Call of Duty.
These days I only read the jokes to work out who I should groom next.

I wonder if the people getting these Derrick Bird Jokes by text, then putting them straight on Sickipedia, will eventually realise that the person who sent the text got the joke from here in the first place.

Just got sent a message from Sickipedia:
'Abuse of other members either by PM or on the front page will not be tolerated.
This is a jokes website and an online community and, as such, it is important that is does not degenerate into a slanging match between the users.'
I only pray to God that Ian Huntley, Jordan, Jill Dando and Madeleine Mccann don't join, otherwise we'll all be screwed.

Sikipedian's dont do ugly fake pictures about your whole life story
like on Facebook
or silly statements about where you are, what your doing with who later,
like on Twitter
but if they did it would probably be the best joke in the world

to plan surprises like gifts or birthdays, Google Chrome offers the incognito browsing mode.
Let's not beat around the bush Google, we both know why I'm here.