A good joke on sickipedia is like a well stocked pantry in Ethiopia - hard to come by and then when people see it, they try to nick it for themselves.

You know you've been on Sickipedia too long when your next door neighbour breaks the news of a miscarriage and you start laughing.

Statistically... 9 out of 10 Sickipedians were disappointed with their Christmas cracker jokes.
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The other 1 out of 10 was an American.

I thought the overall quality of posts on the Sickipedia front page would improve later in the evenings, when all the schoolkids have gone to bed.
Turns out that most Sickipedians have better things to do than post jokes at that time...

The Sickipedia voting system reminds me of deep throat...
A lot of sick and you know its good.

You know you live in a council estate when all the girls on your facebook have their profile pictures set as baby scans and the lads have theirs set as suped up vauxhall novas.

I have just tried ringing my broadband provider, There was a message saying 'We are extremely short staffed due to the recent snowfall, so please bare with us'.
It must be snowing in India too.

In talks with the Home Secretary Alan Johnson, the Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson said it was his belief that this vile, evil monster was a threat to society.
He therefore recommended Sickipedia should be tagged at all times.

My Internet connection reminds me of that time I fell into a tank full of piranhas.
164 KB/s

Whats the difference between Sickipedia and Gina Wilde?
Gina can handle more than 700 members on her at one time.

Sickipedia really needs to get new servers. These ones go down like an epileptic in a nightclub

I was looking through the "ban sickipdea site" Facebook group and I saw a comment off somebody saying "do you have nothing better to do than make jokes about dead kids"
Well my answer to that is no... But at least it keeps us off the railways!

Before there was the Internet, people probably spent a lot of time wondering what to do with all their pictures of cats.

I must be one of the luckiest people alive.
Almost everyday I enter a website I'm the millionth visitor and win an iPad.

I accidentally used AOL.com to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.

China is a bit like the right hand column of sickipedia
Every few seconds a new duplicate is squeezed out

Go on admit it. How many of you saw the mongoose joke and Google'd "plural of mongoose"

I have a job interview next week and I have put down on my CV that I am a social commentator.
Am I alright to stick you guys down as a reference?

Is anyone else suing Sickipedia for the replacement of their F5 key?

My friend was setting up a facebook account for the first time. He asked me "How do you make your relationship 'complicated'?"
I said, "Having her catch you sniffing her mum's thong worked for me."

The Times & Sunday Times are going to start charging a subscription fee to view their website.
Why would anybody pay to get their major news stories when Sickipedia is free?

As a doctor Im sorry to say I find Sickipedia considerably lacking as an online medical resource site.
0 stars out of 5 Im afraid
Dr. J. Smith
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May I say, I have to totally disagree with my colleague. I found it to be a true source of inspiration.
Dr. H. Shipman

You know you've got issues when you start looking up seriously ill celebrities, rather than dead ones, and planning your jokes months in advance.

just seen someone's facebook status...... "Thinks her birthday period could b messy"
bit too much information love....

I was just about to enter a joke about Christians and got this.
Database latency too high Sickipedia appears to have lost the connection to the database.
Predictably, there are 666 of you looking at this page.
How apt..........