What do you call a black and white bird?
I have just seen that joke that has managed to reach the homepage and quite frankly, I'm disgusted. Absolutely everything that is added by anybody on this website should always be a joke.
My Girlfriend told me she likes surprises...
2 months later and a prison sentence i'm starting to think she lied....
Wanna see a funny reaction? Sit down at dinner, look very seriously at your children and inform them that due to the economic crisis, you're gonna have let one of them go.
Found a ginger hair in my beard this morning.
Which is not good news.
Especially as my ginger mate Dave stayed over.
And it was a pubic hair.
The Sun's "Target A Troll" Campaign trying to get the details of wierdos making fun of tragedy handed over to the police... Is this some idea of a sick joke?
You know, a lot of jokes on this site can cause real offence. It's just not funny.
Can you even spell condescending ?
I just hosted the worst orgy ever. No one came
My wife stormed in with a red face and screamed at me that I'm too obsessed with Batman.
Why so serious?
"Come on.. Will you just try it for size?" I asked my wife, "I spent loads on it and I only bought it because I thought you'd look great in it."
She didn't reply. She just stood there slowly shaking her head and staring at the coffin.
Like most people on this site.....
I can't come up with my own jokes.
What's red and white on the outside and grey on the inside?
Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup.
My mate showed me the strangest coin earlier, it was smooth on Both sides
I couldn't make head nor tail of it.
My wife said she'll leave if she catches me trying to cheat again, before slamming down the phone and hanging up on me.
I said, "Can I ask the audience instead Chris?"
I've just exposed myself...
I sent my expenses claim to the Daily Telegraph.
Big girls don't cry (8)
They comfort eat.
Seeing as it's valentines day, I'm going to take my baby somewhere expensive, then we will get hot and steamy later!
That's right I'm off to the petrol station then the car wash!
I have just killed my pregnant wife and tomorrow I'm going to cut our dead baby out of her womb.
Then I'm going to wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep and place the dead baby between her legs.
I can't wait, this is going to be the best April fools ever!
I've run out of jokes.
I'm at my wits end.
Right, it just took me 10 minutes to get on.
Who's dead now?
Corny jokes on Sickipedia-
Outnumbered, but never outpunned.
Found a load of glue on my doorstep this morning.
Don't know who it belongs to, guess I'm stuck with it now.
I didn't know whether to stop two little ducks falling to their deaths or not.
It was a catch-22 situation
I think Sickipedia should start changing the logo to incorporate the hottest ever jokes, just like Google does with relevant current topics.
May I be the first to suggest having nine of the letters of 'Sickipedia' gang raping the remaining one?