"You complete me" I said as I looked at Stacey, my organ donor.
Incest runs in the family.
The wife is like an Angel.
Always up in the air harping on about something
I'm probably the type of person that can't make up their mind.
Playing with stretchers are fun, but don't get carried away
Is white a race if we've already won?
I actually started my chlamydia clinic from scratch.
LIZARD......lizard........liz...... Is there a Gecko in here?
Sickipedia is warning us against posting bandwagon jokes - so what are we supposed to do if U2's tour bus crashes...?
Im a perverted, diabetic, dyslexic, so I cant eat knickers.
I've just been to a restaurant and I saw a sign on the door saying, 'Look out for our new menu'.
I walked in and it hit me in the face.
I've been diagnosed with water on the knee.
My Doctor says I should invest in a pair of drainpipe trousers.
If love is blind, is lingerie considered Braille?
I picked up a hitch-hiker last night.
I suppose you have to when you hit them.
I've started to wear Dove deodorant recently in the hope of getting some birds.
major looting in glasgow ' just seen a jock breaking into a five pound note
i thought that this country had a load of foreigners until i went abroad
Is it just me who wants to see the "How It's Made" episode on Adidas trainers?
I like to bring a torch to the cinema and just have all the rows move down for no reason.
Your know you've been on Sickipedia too much when your looking foward to the next tragic accident to bring a flurry of new jokes to the site.
I'm not going to make jokes from mixed metaphors - too many other people have milked that bandwagon already.
Seven people share 45,000,000 in Liverpool.
Still be thieving tomorrow.
A recent survey revealed that 72% of people think that Serena is better looking than Venus Williams. I think they're both good looking fella's.
Wonder if it's possible to beat Tom Thumb within an inch of his life?
I have managed to hire a cheap Tool to remove my Asbestos garage.