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"You complete me" I said as I looked at Stacey, my organ donor.

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Incest runs in the family.

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The wife is like an Angel.
Always up in the air harping on about something

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I'm probably the type of person that can't make up their mind.

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Playing with stretchers are fun, but don't get carried away

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Is white a race if we've already won?

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I actually started my chlamydia clinic from scratch.

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LIZARD......lizard........liz...... Is there a Gecko in here?

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Sickipedia is warning us against posting bandwagon jokes - so what are we supposed to do if U2's tour bus crashes...?

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Im a perverted, diabetic, dyslexic, so I cant eat knickers.

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I've just been to a restaurant and I saw a sign on the door saying, 'Look out for our new menu'.
I walked in and it hit me in the face.

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I've been diagnosed with water on the knee.
My Doctor says I should invest in a pair of drainpipe trousers.

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If love is blind, is lingerie considered Braille?

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I picked up a hitch-hiker last night.
I suppose you have to when you hit them.

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I've started to wear Dove deodorant recently in the hope of getting some birds.

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major looting in glasgow ' just seen a jock breaking into a five pound note

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i thought that this country had a load of foreigners until i went abroad

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Is it just me who wants to see the "How It's Made" episode on Adidas trainers?

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I like to bring a torch to the cinema and just have all the rows move down for no reason.

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Your know you've been on Sickipedia too much when your looking foward to the next tragic accident to bring a flurry of new jokes to the site.

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I'm not going to make jokes from mixed metaphors - too many other people have milked that bandwagon already.

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Seven people share 45,000,000 in Liverpool.
Still be thieving tomorrow.

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A recent survey revealed that 72% of people think that Serena is better looking than Venus Williams. I think they're both good looking fella's.

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Wonder if it's possible to beat Tom Thumb within an inch of his life?

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I have managed to hire a cheap Tool to remove my Asbestos garage.
He's Polish.