What's the biggest Crustacean in the World?
Kings Cross Station.
I was going to be a horologist, but then I discovered it isn't what it sounds like.
"Hi, my name is Vanessa George and I raised money for children in need, selling videos I made in my play school."
Busted saw Global Warming coming
I have three jokes to post about a jewel, a lettuce and some sweets, but I might save those gems for later.
Is it just me that has no clue who Megatron is? I evened wikipedia-ed him and still don't get the jokes.
I had a gravy production company but it failed because no one bought our stock.
Colonic irrigation really brings the worst out in me.
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but us bee keepers are a lot less popular with the ladies than you might think!
I once got beat up while fighting for a girl's honour...She wanted to keep it.
I just walked into a woman with wonky eyes.
She looked cross.
What's wet, smells funny and gives Sickipedians an erection?
Burning aviation fuel.
I think every Sickipedian is now having the time of their lives.
Is it just me, or does three black women dancing in front of a white screen not make one the best music videos of all time?
My wife is like a small trampoline.
2 foot wide and bounces.
Not sure if anyone else is counting but it's 75 days until I can bounce a child on my lap and not get called a paedophile......god bless Santa suits
After all the doom and gloom in the news it`s nice to wake up to some good news.
Who would be the biggest loser? The person who wins the award for "biggest loser" or the person who was runner up?
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
I was going to make a joke about JD Salingers first name but my initial ideas were terrible
I applied for a loan, but the bank had zero percent interest.
Hitch-hiking gets my thumbs up
If Tetris has taught me anything, it's that mistakes build up and successes fade away
I don't have any bad habits.
I am good at all of them.
November 10th, 2009. The day the world sat still screaming at the tele.