Some people say i'm too vague.
But you know the famous saying...

Fox News:
Basil Brush has moved house.

I had a recurring dream once.

Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.

I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?

My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo.

If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?