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America. The only country in history to have gone from exploration to degeneration without stopping at civilisation.

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I tell you what is dodgy...
Dodgeball.

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Is it me or is it that Joseph Jackson looks like a black version of Josef Fritzl?

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Walter Cronkite is dead.
That's the way it is.

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Girls should be obscene and not heard

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Well it's that time of the week where I go robbing houses in Liverpool. See you all later.

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I wonder why when all the lights in the city stop working its called a black-out

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Men with a stutter have a lot to say.

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Anyone wanna go halves on a Portsmouth?

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I think my wife said I'm never certain about anything.

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You can find your way onto the underground fighting scene if you look hard enough.

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I've been invited to a hair-washing party. Can't think of an excuse.

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Botox, it's not to be frowned upon.

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I was asked if I thought people are censored too much,
So i said "

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Quiche... I'm not a flan.

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Every conversation with a narcoleptic is a potential bedtime story.

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The metropolitan police have received information that 1 in 3 bottles of heinz ketchup may be poisonous.
They say the sauce is unreliable.

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Hairdressers, I take my hat off to them.

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Natural disasters - keeping sickipedia going since 2001

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Roses are purple, Violets are purple, I have purple paint and I like purple.

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When a mermaid dies, is it possible to hollow her out and use her as a sleeping bag?

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My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a piece of wood. Any questions?

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Please knock firmly,
I love firm knockers.

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Thanks to Sickipedia, Crispy and Google, I now know what H202 is.

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My girl is like a torrent...she goes down loads.