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If Wally and Wenda ever have a kid, it will probably be completely invisible.

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I wonder what the world would be like without hyperthetical situations.

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I wanted to write a book about morse code but I was afraid I would send the wrong message

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Just found out Homes Under The Hammer is not a Latino gangster show.

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I walked three mile to play a joke on someone today... Maybe I do take jokes too far.

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Apparently, Adolf Hitler became obsessed with the history and culture of Poland between 966-1938.
It was his preoccupation.

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I answered the door the other day and there was a woman dancing away, holding glow sticks and blowing a whistle, and she asked if I wanted to buy any cosmetics.
My wife said "Who is it?". I answered "It's the rave-on lady".

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Hunting seals can be more expensive than you think ...
Me and my mates have had to club together.

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How can you tell it's not alien technology? When it's got an earth wire.

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Top News: "Murder-accused 'bought saw'"
I am worried now, he buys one DVD and gets accused of murder, I have just bought the whole box-set.

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I hate candle wax, it gets on my wick.

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Well this Kung Fu movie is certainly not what I was expecting.
I'm never renting "Crouching Thai Girl's Hidden Danglers" again!

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recursion: n.
See recursion.

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I've just ripped out a pig's vocal chords with my bare hands.
It appears to be disgruntled.

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Disemboweling somebody takes a lot of guts.

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An official biography has revealed that the Queen Mother had colon cancer at the age of 66 and didn't wear a colostomy bag.
She must have been really dirty in bed.

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Someone asked me for a bit of my kit-kat this morning.
So I gave them the two fingers.

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I went into a shop the other day and everything was on shelves way too high for anyone to reach. It was an inconvenience store.

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'...In the Christmas rush for wives and girlfriends to choose and buy their man a gift, why does the race always end up with a tie?'

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What do you call a Welsh atheist that's good at solving problems?
Dai Agnostic.

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I Love Weed, Hoes, And Getting Dirty With My Grandad.
So I Help Him With The Gardening.

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I have a love/hate relationship with ambiguity.

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A Blood and a Crip walk into a supermarket...
They got beef

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I don't understand the fuss about this "Apple Tablet". Some guy in a dodgy nightclub offered me expensive Apple Tablets years ago; he also had Mitsubishi ones, smiley faces...

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Pilates - chinese naval criminals who after boarding, leave you slightly fitter..