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Irish people like their deodorant to be sure.

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I always enjoy steaks as rare as possible....
Which is why I love hunting snow leopards every january.

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I asked my mate where he went on his summer holidays, 'Room 32b, Waikiki resort, Hawaii'
I said, 'that's very Pacific'

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I bought a pair of trousers the other day which were a bit tight around the waist so I decided to let them out.
I should have waited till they got used to the place. They've been gone four hours now and think they're lost.

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How many divorced women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the bulb, Three to form a support group.

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I tried to add a lens to my camera but it didn't pan out.

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I've been quite addicted to using Magazine names in my Jokes.
but Look, I'm OK, Now.

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I've been quite addicted to using Magazine names in my Jokes.
but Look, I'm OK, Now.

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I was working at a sport equipment factory the other day and I got told off by my supervisor.
Apparently I was making a racket.

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I dedicate my life to fighting poverty.
It was only this morning I punched a tramp in the face.

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"Daddy, are we getting a new Kitchen fitted?"
"No mate, why are you asking?"
"I heard Mummy telling Uncle John he could
smash her Back Doors in tommorow night"

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Took a chemistry test earlier. The first question was: 'Which type of elements have ions?'
Apparently 'the female ones' isn't an impressive answer.

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I went for a job interview at the Hi Fi factory today.
They turned me down.

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The cream I just had with my coffee wasn't as 'brill' as the tub said.

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I've had a tattoo done of Osama Bin Laden just above my left hand.
I call it my terrorwrist.

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Man, I'm such a bad cook. I was going to bake a cake, but I don't think I can whisk it.

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A bald man is wanted for stealing a bottle of Regaine.
He`s keeping an eye out for the fuzz.

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My dictionary angered me last night.
So today we're going to have words.

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Needle is worried about cotton being ill.
But he's sure he'll pull through.

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Traffic Police Woman:
Not a profession, but the bullet points of my witness statement.

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I considering moving into a castle......... It's just a fort though.

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Just been thrown out of my local chess tournament. I was bashing the bishop.

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Just been thrown out of my local chess tournament. I was bashing the bishop.

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I've decided to take up my new roll as a toilet attendant.

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The cake I just made's really boastful.
Guess I shouldn't have used self-praising flour.